Let Him Out

My magnum opus joke

Here's my version of that one art trend! 💚 (That died a while ago but shhhhh lmao)

Yeah, they're everywhere nowadays

Oh here's one -> 🦎 Sweet.

Wait- I see more...

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They really just have lizards here huh

I would unironically shave my head bald if it meant I could aquire a full femboy outfit, cause like- those things aren't cheap, do you KNOW the amount of accessories that's in that outfit?? Like just the amount of necklaces and bracelets and earrings and cat ears you'd have to buy is unreal, and of course for the other stuff like the thigh highs and the skirts and maybe a crop top you either have to trust that ordering online will fit your size or go to like, a Spencer's or something, maybe a mall clothing store? Idk, I haven't gone clothes shopping in like- 6 years? So I'd have no clue what I'd be doing. What I'm trying to say is that I'd do ANYTHING for that full fit. Y'know this is kind of a ramble and instead of posting it here should've just left it in my notes app lol, oh well, too late. Enjoy this lmao.

Ah wait there's also the Blahaj and Platform shoes and like arm warmers too that are necessary. 🦈

CLEARLY not Forklift certified, Smh-

Y'all it's officially 2/22 on our calendars.

IS THAT A MOTHERFLIIPIN' WILL WOOD 2ECOND 2IGHT 2EER REFERENCE?!?!?!

I'M JUST A PSYCHO BABE, COME AND GO OUT MY MIND, I DIDN'T LOSE IT BABE- THERE WASN'T:

MUCH

TO

FIND.

🎶

Hey who put this conveniently placed closet here?

What did we ever do to you? You don't gotta prtoest against us :(

You seem so small from up here too...

prtoest against tall people 🔥🔥🔥🔥

You ever just- say words? Yeah me neither.

Actually wait that's a lie. I say words ALL the time... Well hold on- it's more like a 50/50 split of me either being completely quiet to the point of me not even being there or unnecessarily going in-depth about a topic like nobody else cares about.

I think this POST is proof of my ranting skills.

Aren't I talented??

Hmm I don't think that counts as a talent but whatever, talent is in the eye of the beholder and what not, that's NOT the saying but screw it- I'm MAKING that the saying now. I'll Patent it, wait no you don't Patent sayings you like copyright it.

Tic Tac Toe: GO! (I'm X and you're O)

XOO

XXO

OXO

Ahwwww rip, well good game to you!

What does "Good Game" actually mean? I'm assuming it doesn't refer to the game itself being good, it's probably like "you played a good game" or something like that.

Okay I've definitely reached the point where this being a word salad rant is the point of this post and I'm running out of things to say, it's like half past midnight and I'm procrastinating things rn, WHY am I laying here writing this to probably like 4 notes at best. Actually wait I don't really CARE about the notes, as long as I get my brain soup served on your metaphorical tray I'm content. not Content but con-TENT, big difference.

Alright I should be good for now, this post has served it's purpose, I'll make an actually normal post sometime between now and the next 2 years, hopefully something closer to the former.

10...9....8....7....6....5.....4......3....3....2....1....3.....1......0!!!!!!

Why did I make that countdown? I think I was gonna end it at that point but I just- didn't do that. Damn.

Boom experiment time, if you read this leave a message saying "Slay :SparkleEmoji:" I wanna see if somebody actually has the time and energy to listen to the ramblings of some Tumblr user they don't and probably will never know in real life.

If u count the amount of words in this post I get a big ol smooch.

(Lmao I'm editing this rn and I realized I said "I" instead of "u" But honestly that's funnier.)

Ship names are kinda funny, I think the humor of combining two different words and passing that off as a pun is pretty funny but for it to be taken seriously is COMICAL. I did not mean to make that word capital but the autocorrect on my phone decided that's what needed to be done. I won't question it I guess.

Okay goodnigh- wait no that's not what I say here lmao. Good BYE I mean.

:))))))))))))):

^ does this read as a smile or a frown at first glance?

Okaiiiiiii CYA!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i eated 2025, whatll happen to me ?

Do i BECOME the year, kinda like a The santa clause situation goin' on hm ?