It Wrinkles My Brain That Jupiter’s Moon Europa Has Oceans That Are Sixty Miles Deep, While Earth’s

BYEEEE

Okay so Venti knows literally every song that has and ever will exist in teyvat but, what about songs from our world?

Imagine hanging out with his beloved creator when all of sudden they get one of those ear worms- you know the ones where you can't stop humming along until it goes away. And Venti??? doesn't recognize the tune???? How can that be????? He has to know what divine hymn you're honoring him with.

"Your grace, what is that?"

"......cpr x misery."

me reading the end of this ask:

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM!!

OH THE FACT THAT HE'D CERTAINLY ASK YOU TO SING HIM THE LYRICS TO YOUR HOLY SONG SO HE MAY SING IT WITH YOU. And you, his ever lovely, benevolent, almighty god, sang the lyrics happily to him. His smile slowly morphs from sheer glee to sheer horror as you look at him straight in the eyes while the sinful words mixed with another that suddenly don't make any sense tumbles out of your mouth.

Venti's ears felt like they're falling off.

Venti, stuffing himself into a laundry basket after the song: I dedicated my songs and ballads to our Supreme Creator, (Name), and this is the thanks I get?

Because of smuts

Why you joined Tumblr

Reblog this and say in three words or less what led you to join Tumblr.

The design is very "I'm a bully at my school and no one can stop me because I'm popular"

Although the other two guys look like idk. they look like bullies who will steal your lunch money lmao.

one nice thing in the screaming halloween show rerun is that they added live2d cutins for the magicam monster battles!! i like that the guys all coordinated their wallet chains.

TITS, ASS, THIGHS, or FACE

(Note; tits can also refer to pecs, aight? Cool. I’m doing this out of boredom because my brain won’t let me write properly. So just, have this trash-)

Slashers

Michael Myers(OG): Thighs

Michael Myers(RZ): Thighs & Ass

Jason Voorhees: Face

Bubba Sawyer: Ass

Thomas Hewitt: Boobs & Face

Brahms Heelshire: Boobs

Bo Sinclair: Tits & Ass

Vincent Sinclair: Tits & Face

Lester Sinclair: Tits & Thighs

Billy Lenz: Yes.

Pyramid Head: Face

Dead By Daylight

Danny Johnson: Face & Tits

Evan MacMillan: Ass

Max Thompson Jr.: Thighs

Philip Ojomo: Face

Anna: Thighs

Frank Moorison: Tits

Joey: Tits & Thighs

Julie: Ass

Caleb Quinn: Tits

Kazan Yamaoka: Face & Ass

Herman Carter: Face

Amanda Young: Ass & Tits

Carmina Mora: None of the above.

Our Life; Beginnings & Always

Cove Holden: Out of the four, face & thighs

Derek Suarez: Ass & Face (this is canon)

Baxter Ward: Ass

Part 2 of “Various cats around the world” Part 1 <<

adhd dark academia things

(feel free to add on)

-extremely chaotic room and workspace

-hyperfixation on whatever book you’re reading at the time

-wanting to actually do your homework but getting distracted on tumblr

-either reading a whole book in one sitting or rereading a page 5 times

-wanting to be cool and mysterious but never shutting the fuck up

I love this ✨✨

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