I WANNA CHANGE MY BLOG NAME TO DICKBREATH THE MYSTERIOUS NOW OML

god DAYUM.

I need... I need a break. I'm going to take a break...

yes the swummy is OUT

I have yet to get past the second episode of jjk, but I understand. Fully.

If choso dies I will fucking have a mental breakdown dramatically, anyways I want him inside me.

late night visit

You get a tap on your window very late at night. Plus a small scolding. warnings: none just some pure tooth rotting fluff

pairing: gender neutral! Reader x Jason Todd

You were sitting on your bed in your small apartment in Gotham. You just sat there, reading, then drawing, then you decided this was probably a good time to catch up on some work you were falling behind on. Before you knew it around 3 hours had passed. Was it way too late for you to be up right about now? Probably. Did you give a single fuck? No.

After a few minutes you hear a tap on your window. Barely noticeable. But then another one. And another. So you decide to look up and you’re met with the face of none other than your very own Jason Todd

You stumble to the window with a smile and throw it open, letting him in. “Hi there,” he says with a serious look on his face. You knew you were up too late. Now you’ve been caught. “Hello,” you slur out in your exhausted state. “Why are you still up. Didn’t I specify to you that I didn’t want you up this late? It’s horrible for your health! I can’t have you up tomorrow looking like a damn corpse!” He scolds. Not in a mean way or anything, just firm. “I didn’t mean to……….okay at first I didn’t mean to but then I was doing so well I just couldn’t! Please understand, Jaybird! I didn’t mean to.” You plead. “Oh calm down. I’m not gonna do anything other than scoop you up and make you go to bed.” And with that he shuts the window behind him and scoops you up bridal style.

He softly tosses you onto your bed and makes sure you’re secure under the covers. “Now stay there. I’m grabbing pajamas for myself.” And he walks into the other room. You take this as an opportunity to grab your laptop. “Just one more paragraph couldn’t hurt” you told yourself. Jason came back with a look of frustration on his face. “I was gone for not even 2 minutes,” he laughs “how the hell did you get the laptop and tuck yourself back in that quickly? And why are you back on it? Didn’t I say no? Gimme that.” He takes the laptop and places it on the table across the room so you couldn’t get to it. “Stay.” He points at you and forces himself not to smile. He comes to lay down on you so you couldn’t get back up. “Jaaaaay!” You whine. “You’re crushing me, you brute! Get off!” “Mmmm. No.” He says as he buried his face in your stomach. You try to push his head off and he drops all of his weight onto you. “Goddamn it, Jay! Off!” “Fine” he huffs as he rolls onto his side and brings you with him, wrapping his arms around you. “Now you have your wish, go to sleep. Please?” He cuddles you. “Sleep.” He says. You feel him run his fingers up and down your arm until you fall asleep.

A/n: Ozzie here! Sorry if this is bad, I’m trying my best. Anyways, should I do anything Christmas or holiday themed? I feel like someone might appreciate it! My requests are open!

oops! it seems i tripped and dropped several million free books, papers, and other resources

https://annas-archive.org

https://sci-hub.se

https://z-lib.is

https://libgen.is

https://libgen.rs

https://www.pdfdrive.com

https://library.memoryoftheworld.org

https://monoskop.org/Monoskop

https://libcom.org

https://libretexts.org

http://classics.mit.edu

https://librivox.org

https://standardebooks.org

https://www.gutenberg.org

https://core.ac.uk

GIVE MY HUSBANDS THEIR CAPES BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

GIVE MOUNTAIN AND SWISS BACK THEIR CAPES. I REPEAT-

The absolute CHOKEHOLD this man has on me is insane. I could and probably will go into full detail about how much I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Corpse. He’s amazing.

CORPSE feat. Bring Me The Horizon // CODE MISTAKE

Good morning faggots, dykes, and transsexuals

SHE IS SO MOTHER OML (She’s actually like mother figure for me)

Finally drew Cirrus MY WIFE

did this for an trade with @ryuzatodraws !!

just a small reminder for whoever comes across this. I know I’m in need of a reminder right about now

finding it necessary to remind everyone that it's seasonal. i promise you it's seasonal. everyone i know is out of their minds right now in some way or another. it's seasonal.