I Honestly Don’t Know Which Is Funnier:

🌿 herbs and weed 🌿

✨🍃✨For my weed witches, here are the herbs that I absolutely love to mix with marijuana ✨🍃✨

🍂 If you’re witchin’ on a budget and getting stoned on a budget, here are some herbs that you can roll with marijuana in order to 1) use less weed each time! And 2) feel witchy as fuck

(On top of that these herbs feel amazing to smoke)

🍂 Mint (any kind) 🍂

- decongestant !

- clears your respiratory passages

- tastes yummy and fresh

- the most convenient (i can always find mint) and my fave for regular use!!!

🍂 Lavender 🍂

- increase of linanool ( a terpene) which can be : muscle relaxant and anticonvulsant !

- lovely smell

🍂 Holy basil 🍂

- helps reducing stress and anxiety

- reduces cortisol levels (stress hormone)

🍂 St John’s Wort 🍂

- relieves depression

- relieves anxiety

- stabilizes the mood!!!

- STAY SAFE!! @queerwitched pointed out that: “it can be dangerous to ingest in any form while youre on certain medications such as antidepressants and a lot of common ssri’s and even some migraine treatments. it can cause serotonin syndrome among several other ailments that can be really really bad so make sure that if youre taking any other drugs you always check if there are any interactions with any drugs, alcohol, herbs, or even foods that might be significant.”

🍂 Passion Flower 🍂

- increases the high

- amplifies psychedelic effects of marijuana

- Passion flower mixed with marihuanilla + marijuana gives a totally different high! Said to be more lucid and energetic

🍂 Chamomile 🍂

- great insomnia relief

- stress relief

- veeery relaxing

Ninjago Writers, I just fixed one of your biggest mistakes ever, your welcome.

One thing that never made sense to me was season 3’s love triangle. Nya breaking up with Jay out of the blue was out of character and bad writing, but the bigger issue for me was always Cole. Cole had no reason to go along with Nya, he never liked her before, and he never saw the perfect match machine. So why the HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?!

So… here is a little short I’ve been working on for a while trying to explain motivations.

Nya…

(A Ninjago One Shot)

Jay and Cole talk over the whole love triangle thing sometime after season 3. Happy Reading!

“So… Nya.” Jay trailed off.

“Nya.” Cole repeated.

“Should we… talk about-“

“I mean, we don’t have to.” Cole insisted.

“But, like… we probably should.”

Cole sighed. “Yeah.”

“What… happened between you two? Why did any of this happen?”

“I don’t know.” Cole shrugged. “Poor timing, I guess. With the perfect match system, and-”

“No,” Jay shook his head. “I mean what happened from your perspective. Like, I didn’t even know you were… interested-“

“I wasn’t!” Cole was noticeably tense now. “That’s the thing, I wasn’t! She’s like a sister to me! I had never even thought about dating her, I thought you two were way cute together!”

“And we were!” Jay crossed his arms.

“You totally were! But I don’t know, she came up to me all flirty, and the whole prospect seemed kind of… exciting-”

“Exciting?”

“I don’t know! I’ve never had a girlfriend before. I thought it would be kinda nice to have a girl on my arm, and Nya is…”

“Hot?” Jay raised an eyebrow.

“She’s way hot!”

“She’s gorgeous,” Jay corrected him.

“Point being, she’s a pretty good girl to have looking at you, and I didn’t know what had happened between you two. Maybe you had a falling out, broke up,” Jay rolled his eyes. “I didn’t know!” Cole defended. “Why else would she be talking to me? It was so spontaneous.”

“Tell me about it.” Jay mumbled.

“I thought maybe she just wanted to use me to get you jealous. That didn’t seem too bad. Like, it happens in TV shows all the time, and it’s always resolved by the end of the episode.” Jay nodded in agreement. TV tropes were a language Jay understood loud and clear. “So, I figured it wouldn’t last that long, and you guys would be back together quick and simple. Plus, it could be fun to hang out with her, and pretend to be in a relationship and all that.”

“Pretend? Like you were just role playing?!” Jay shook Cole’s shoulders, before Cole stabilized them both.

“I don’t know! It didn’t seem that serious to me at the time. None of it did. None of it held any weight, because I didn’t like her all that much. But then you got involved, and it was all serious, and I didn’t want to just quit, like at that point I was already invested in it. I knew I didn’t really care, but at that point it was kind of just like… the principle, you know?”

“The principle of stealing my girlfriend?” Jay’s fingers dug into his shoulders, Cole slowly removing them.

“The principle of me being a believable rebound guy. It wasn’t to prove anything to you necessarily, I think it was more for myself.”

“You needed a self confidence boost?” Jay calmed down, suddenly confused.

“Well, yeah. That and, I didn’t want to hurt her feelings. She needed to make her own decision. I didn’t want to just eliminate myself as an option for her if she was… for some odd reason not going to be happy with you.”

Jay thought for another moment before accepting defeat. “…Yeah.”

“But I realized that I didn’t really want her. I mean, I liked her fine, but I don’t like her like you like her, because you… love her.”

Jay sighed. “Yeah. Let her know for me sometime, will you?”

“Don’t worry about it. She’s going through some weird independence streak right now or something. She’ll get over it. Deep down… I think she still loves you.”

“Still?” Jay was a bit surprised Cole thought that way.

“Yeah still! You guys are like the classic love story. You’ve got to go through bumps like this, but in the end you’ll always get back together. That’s just how girls like Nya work.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah, I’m sure.”

Jay smiled halfheartedly. “Thanks. You give pretty good advice for not being in a relationship.”

“Not really. I just give good advice on Nya, because we’ve been friends for years now.”

“I’ve known her for just as long as you have.”

“Yeah, but I actually talked to her like a normal person instead of like my sixth grade crush.”

“…Yeah, that kinda makes a lot of sense.”

Ok

tumblr bitch: liking ninjago makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

lloyd: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know lloyd, i know

kai: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW KAI LLOYD AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

kai: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

police: **en route**

lloyd: **the green ninja**

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

Aww thanks 💙 and you’re so welcome 😊

And your fics💙

you are so kind and amazing thank you for building my self esteem <3

Some Cute Looks from Ninjago Episode 75

If you’re so deep in depression you can barely function, is important to congratulate yourself even in the little things you manage to do.

“I took a shower”, “I took out the trash”, “I actually finished a videogame”

Your brain is broken. All of these things are sufficient for you to do, but the only way out is through forcing yourself to do even this little. Positive reinforcement is a healthy way to deal with this.

Don’t stop trying.

Ok I’m DEFINITELY Cole

Morning Headcannons

Cole:

-grumpy

-needs about 7 cups of coffee 

-wouldn’t recommend saying anything that would put him in a bad mood until later

-has dark circles under his eyes

-probably doesn’t sleep well

-eats the most food

-his hair is a tangled mess

-yawns every 5 seconds

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