I’m Kai Cause I Needa Wipe My Ass

Original Character Asks

1: What is your character's biggest fear?

2: What is your character's favorite memory?

3: What is your character's least favorite memory?

4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?

5: Describe your character's dream date.

6: What is your character's sexual orientation?

7: How does your character feel about their name?

8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?

9: How does your character feel about religion?

10. Would your character ever kill someone?

11: How did your character meet their best friend?

12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters?

13: What would your character die for?

14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?

15: What music genre would your character listen to?

16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character?

17: Does your character have any irrational fears?

18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded?

19: What is your character's deepest, darkest secret?

20: What is the most surprising thing about your character?

21: Is your character flexible?

22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?

23: Is your character morally gray or black or white?

24: What prejudices does your character have?

25: Would you want to hang out with your character?

26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character?

27: What would be the worst way for your character to die?

28: What pet would your character like to have?

29: What would be your character's favorite food?

30: Would your character have any hobbies?

31: What social media would your character use?

32: What does your character look like?

33: In what ways is your character like you?

34: What is cliche about your character?

35: What is unique about your character?

36: Does anyone want to harm your character?

37: Do people have justified grudges against your character?

38: What role does your character play in their story?

39: What would be your character's niche on Tumblr?

40: What would be your character's favorite school subject?

41: Would your character want to have any children?

42: What would be your character's dream career?

43: What is your character insecure about?

44: What is your character proud of?

45: What would your character change about themselves?

46: Would you want to trade places with your character?

47: What fandoms would your character be in?

48: How would your character type?

49: How does your character stand politically?

50: What is your favorite thing about your character?

51: What is your character's favorite animal?

52: How would your character act in gym class?

53: What clubs would your character join?

54: What is the saddest thing about your character's life?

55: Would your character do the Ice Bucket Challenge?

56: What's one of your character's quirks?

57: How would your character feel about feminism?

58: Is your character dorky or more athletic?

59: What is your least favorite thing about your character?

60: If you could title your character's life, what would you title it?

I wanted to draw more dad cole, so here’s a couple comics c:

To be fair you have to have a really high IQ to be able to watch ninjago and comprehend the subtle humor

so i was redesigning the ninja and i thought ‘hey let’s ruin it with colorswaps’ and this is making me so uncomfortable oh god what have i done 

Lloyd don’t wanna do the dishes no more

The Chart

/// a little dramatic short about Lloyd ///

/// also based on @evelinaonline’s meme lol ///

Lloyd woke up to the distant sounds of knocking. His green eyes were filled with a hint of annoyance, but also disappointment for he didn’t want to get out of bed. Turning his head, he stared at the door. The knocking continued, his shaky breath in sync with the loud, fast unimaginably painful noise.

And then, it had stopped.

His eyes widened, glistening with relief, but then it had quickly vanished. The door creaked open, and he met his gaze with his friend, Kai, who had a pained look on his face. “I don’t mean to disturb you, Lloyd, but I have some bad news…” he murmured.

Lloyd sat up in his bed, suddenly intrigued. “What is it?” He replied, dryly. His face paled when Kai held up a chart with names and lists of the days of the week. Kai’s eyes became grim, and he said, “It’s your turn.”

“No…” Lloyd whispered, his breath becoming heavy, “I-it can’t be… please… have Cole or Jay do it!” But Kai merely answered, “You made a promise to not complain. It’ll go quick, I swear.” His eyes hardened, his voice becoming bitter. Lloyd glared, staring up at the red ninja. “No,” he said, his voice heavy with anger, “I won’t do it.”

“But you have to!” Kai exclaimed, his voice too becoming angry, “If you don’t… you’ll experience the pain… Wu’ wrath… it’s too much! Wouldn’t you rather do what’s right then experiencing pain?”

Lloyd got up, his hands trembling at his side. “I can’t! You don’t know how much pain this has caused me… Kai, I… I can’t do it!” He exclaimed, breathlessly, his green eyes filled with pain. Kai reached out. “No…” He said, “But Lloyd, you CAN. I know you can. Please…” His voice came to a whisper, “You can save all of us.”

Lloyd let out a small sigh. “I guess… But I really don’t want to…” He walked passed Kai, and out the door. The beating of his heart grew louder and stayed in sync with his footsteps as he walked, walked, walked passed the other doors and into the kitchen where Jay, Cole, and Zane were sat, chatting away. Their voices subsided when Lloyd came in, and he walked passed them, to the sink.

It was already filled, one half with soapy water, the other… Lloyd shuddered, and picked one up, carefully putting it in. “This is not the end… but it might as well be,” he whispered, carefully.

“Dude,” Jay said, “It’s just the dishes.”

But I don’t want to do the dishes, Lloyd thought, but his thoughts were carried away with the sound of clinking silverware and running water, drifting away into the afternoon haze.

Zane

Doing A Poll

I need everyone to reblog this with their favorite ninja (including Nya). 

Only ONE.

I will keep this open for two weeks, starting from January 26th to February 9th. After that, I will take the info and see which is the most popular. 

fanfic authors be like

Are we forgetting Zane who actually DIED to defeat an enemy?

The Ninja have never succeessfully won as a team.

It’s always been the sacrifice or power of one who saved the day.

The Great Devourer: Lord Garmadon

The Overlord: Lloyd

The Golden Master: Zane

Master Chen and his army: Sensei Garmadon

Morro and the Preeminent: Nya

Nadakhan: Jay

Yang: Cole

The Hands Of Time: Master Wu

The ninja can fight as a team, but they have never won together.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

IT IS NICE TO HAVE A POOPER AT THE PARTY

ZANE CALLED COLE A PARTY POOPER

AND JAY NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS LAUGHTER IS ME