Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

Can't wait for their collab

map i made.

I live in a yaoi state 😔

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

im great at texting

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

snuck some sketti into the cinema 🍝

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT