Hey He Just Wants The Best And It Don't Get Much Better Then Batman.

Seriously though everyone else needs to chill the fuck out

I just saw an ad for Tumblr it Said "where your interests connect you to your people". I'm like "freaks and nerds?"

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters

I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.

Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)

Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)

Tin Man: Mr Freeze

Cowardly Lion: Catwomen

Wizard: Riddler

Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)

Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy

I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .

Has anyone noticed how Edward gains like fucking super strength when he gets angry like he could kick anybody's ass? That little angry green man is so very scary when he's mad I know for sure no one would like him when he's angry that shit intense.

The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name part 1

Eddie and Ivy were sitting on the couch arguing which wasn't unusual, in fact it happened quite often. Ivy started screaming "The Riddler is nothing compared to Poison Ivy" and that's when Eddie lost it "you wouldn't even be Poison Ivy if it wasn't for me". It's true Eddie gave Pam the name Poison Ivy. It all started a while back when they both were starting out and first came to Arkham. Eddie already had his criminal name however but Pam didn't, and she ended up sitting next to Nygma during lunch while he was arguing with Aaron Cash. Eddie threw his lunch tray across the room and ended up hitting Bane in the back of the head. "AARON THIS FOOD IS UNEXCEPTBLE..., AND YOU WONDER WHY WE WANT TO ESCAPE SO BADLY". Aaron shook his head and started clapping his HANDS together. "I'M SORRY ED, I'll get right on that 5 star dining for the criminals" . Aaron walked away laughing while Eddie muttered "the only thing criminal around here is the food". Ivy sat next Edward reluctantly, she would later deny this but his little performance had scared her a little. Ed was solving sadoku puzzle and looked up slightly to see Ivy but looked back down at his puzzle, he didn't even acknowledge her. Ivy started to dig inside the food but upon the first bite she spit it back out. Ed leaned over, grabbed her tray and threw in the same direction that he had thrown his own, except this time he hit Killer Croc in the head. Pam at him angrily. Ed looked up at her and began to speak" why are you so angry you weren't going to eat it". Ivy looked at him puzzled. "It doesn't matter its the principle of the thing." Eddie turned his head up and began giggle miniclly, it started low and gargly before getting louder and clear."I like you", Pam couldn't help but blush a little as he smirked at her."What's your name?". He looked at her for a minute " Are you joking you don't know who I am, she shook her head. " I'm Edward Nygma, the Riddler, the clue leaving conundrum, the prince of puzzlers, king of cundrums. Ivy started to remember "oh now I remember gothams premeir Master mind" Ed started grinning "the one and only, now what is your name". Pamela Isley". "Oh your that plant lady who been killing people, so what's your villian name again". Pam eyes widened and she began to frown a little, "I don't have one" Eddie's smirk slowly turned into a frown and his eyes began to narrow. "What you need a name that strikes fear, that shows your power" he began to scream" you realy want people to run around screaming it's the Pam oh the Pam anything but the Pam". Ivy didn't like his tone but he had a point. "your right" Ed calmed down and fixed his hair "of coarse I'm right" she rolled her eyes "You don't want to bel like Mr V using your real name even Mr freeze at least changed the spelling". Victor v heard him "watch it Nygma I still have room for another tally". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "he's just mad because Tally Man was already tacken" and victor grabbed the knife of his tray and scratch a tally onto his palm. Pam laughed he was kinda of funny, not stupid funny like the Joker but a Witty kind of funny. "Pam I have an idea" Eddy said slowly," what if I help you pick out a name it should have the in it thise names are popular right now the penguin, the Joker, and best of them all the Riddler". Ed's ego was tad much but his enthusiasm and charm made up for it. "ok "Pam said finally and Edward almost "simultaneously jumped onto the table top. Gather around everyone ate dear friend needs a new name". None of the guards seemed to pay him any mind even Cash. This went on for hours and one lunch was up theu continued there conversation in the rec room where Eddie stood on top of the table behind the couch. A man in the crowd of villians raised his hand. "I SWEAR TO GOD, DECKER IF YOU SUGGEST GREEN LADY AGAIN I'LL WILL BREAK ALL OF YOUR FINGERS OFF ONE BY ONE" and with this Crazy Quilt lowerd his hand. Pam noticed somthing, Eddie was genuinely frighteningly sadistic and quite terrifying, not that she was much better.

These are the kinda ideas people should hear.

i badly want there to be a noir style one shot comic with detective riddler and catwoman 

Brilliant, I love it so much and I don't know why.

who got harvey a lizard