Imagine If People Who Were Kicked Out Of Blue Lock Make “my Experience At Blue Lock” Storytime

you know those vampire x mortal stories where the human is way too comfortable and eager about their vampire drinking their blood. that’s ochako word for word

Atsumu, jokingly: And this is where the ancient people parked their cars!

Atsumu: or well, horses

Sakusa: did horses even exist back then?

Atsumu:

dumb thoughts on bllk ships except i’m not being serious

isagi x nagi: giving work bestie at best to me. i don’t see it

kaiser x isagi: i don’t see it

sae x shidou: living together, made their family, planning the wedding

sae x isagi: ..no?

isagi x bachira: “if i had a boyfriend i would make him kiss other boys so i can watch” vibes

kaiser x sae: that one relationship you refuse to acknowledge

kaiser x chigiri: chigiri made fun of his hair once and kaiser never got over it

karasu x hiori: failed talking stage that give it another shot a few months later

isagi x ness: bachira and kaiser started dating and isaness got together to make them jealous but it was a total flop and they ended up more miserable

rin x shidou: ended their first date both locked up at the police station

aiku x sendou: kissed once when drunk and kinda liked it

barou x isagi: that one tweet that’s like “when you’re not your archenemy archenemy”

karasu x otoya: kiss your homies goodnight vibes

chigiri x reo: see in my head everyone in bllk either had a crush on chigiri or reo so they dating would be funny

noa x lavinho: sadly they’re too old to be gay 😖

definitive canon tlc ship ranking

my qualifications: im a goofy goober. im a silly guy. i know the secrets of the universe. im a pretty princess >_< :3

Jacinter - childhood best friends, starcrossed lovers, royal x loyal guard like dAKJLS:DJFH:L im sorry and you expect me NOT to love them?? ok I kinda get that compared to the other couples they spend quite little time together in their book but like. come on. I didnt reread tlc for a couple years but I thought about these two CONSTANTLY. I love them so much I cant even multiship like winlet is very appealing to me but lowkey I feel bad 😭 like theyve wanted each other for so long I cant bring myself to ship either of them with anyone else. But also I kinda wish jacin was a butch lesbian

Kaider - They're so adorable and silly lol. I feel like they were a very good couple to kick off the series with cause I was rooting for them so quickly. They're the funniest canon ship cause theyre both so sassy and done with everything. I wish we couldve gotten more scenes where they talked shit together

Wolflet - To be completely honest I like this ship a lot less than the previous two but thats not to say I dont like them. Like yes I could never take the alpha talk seriously but they were still very cute. Idk why but I like this ship a LOT better when I imagine Wolf as a woman and they were just two lesbians in love <3 If they were they'd probably be above kaider but in canon yea they're number 3 for me.

Cresswell - The age difference isn't really a factor for me, yes its weird but lowkey I forgot thorne was 20 and cress was 16 while I was reading cress. I like the headcanon that thorne had a fake id to sneak into bars and is actually 18 but forgot and just told everyone he was 20. Even so... they're odd for me. I don't know I guess I just dont like the naive inexperienced girl x experienced guy trope? I liked them a lot more in winter than I did in cress. I think its because the pining was more mutual then. I don't hate them, and I did enjoy some of their moments but out of all the canon ships theyre the weakest for me. I like them better when theyre interacting with other people, like wolf or jacin for cress and cinder or kai for thorne.

tetsuji arafune ✨🧢

inspired by the volume 28 bonus prints :)

The demon squad

What if he's written mine on my upper thigh, only in my mind?

Taylor Swift, the legend you are

gajeel lily juvia levy goes on a lot of quests together (atp they’re a team) and when levy was pregnant juvia would lecture gajeel a lot to make sure he’s taking good care of levy and be a good partner

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

guess who’s reading Cinder again