Penelope from the odyssey! (also epic the musical) with her #1 simp Odysseus!
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck
I see a lot of posts about Domino Twins causing chaos in the 501st and while that's awesome, it's also during a time where Fives is just a little rebellious and chaotic and Echo is basically the responsible one.
No, consider: Present Day AU where Fives is alive and joins the Clone Rebellion. Like, you cannot tell me that ARC Trooper "I almost foiled a galaxy-wide 5d chess masterplan of an insanely powerful evil space wizard" Fives and ARC Trooper "I am the Revolution, God himself cannot kill me and I know all of your search histories" Echo would not be menaces to society on an unprecedented scale of Domino Twins insanity. Dave Filoni tore them apart because they would be too powerful together after their character arcs.
Fives would team up with his twin brother shortly after their heartfelt reunion, remembering Echo as a by-the-book stickler for rules who is 95% of both Fives' damage and impulse control. And Fives comes up with a batshit plan to infiltrate a highly fortified imperial prison, puts his hand on Echo's shoulder and goes "Little brother, I know you're not going to like this but we're going to have to resort to drastic measures for this mission." And Echo looks him dead in the eyes, nods and goes "I agree. We're going to have to assassinate the Emperor."
And Fives just shoots Rex a slightly concerned, questioning look. Rex just shrugs. "The Bad Batch radicalized him."
Rex has no control over them. Fives is like "You know how you told us to not act on impulse and consult you about plans first?"
Rex's expression darkens. "What. did. you. do?" and Fives goes "okay so Echo hacked into the computer on Tarkins ship and pulled up the chat backups of him and Admiral Rampart- did you know the latter has a shrine for Echo's former squadmate Crosshair?- anyway, we published Tarkins plans for invasion and also the porn he downloaded on his datapad to the holonet and now the citizens are calling for his beheading."
Rex just looks at Echo like "you let him talk you into this?" and Fives goes "Huh? This was Echo's idea!"
Echo: The invasion plans were my idea. Fives added... the rest.
Fives: Oh, Echo we should probably tell him about the space horse.
Rex: The what-
Domino Twins.
happy birthday juice!
Hey everyone guess whose birthday it is!!
Happy birthday Juice!! Everyone throw some lunchables into space for our friend Juice
are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane
it was torture
If you were ever told or were made to learn cursive writing when you were in grade school. I wanna see how many of you suffered like I did.
Ahsoka Tano modern au
passing this on
here’s your sign to stop doomscrolling and do literally anything else