Throckmorton

rb to have a super gay 2023

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

Yeah I’m two days late but don’t worry about it

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

Welcome to the stupid & dumb human rules show!!!

so, here’s how the show works I give you a dumb rule that humans follow, and then I sometimes rant about it.

Eye contact.

Dear power why? Why do we have to look at peoples eyes? They’re gross they’re slimy I don’t wanna look at them. Thank you for coming to my TED talk about why eyes are gross. (Funny, I’ll willingly dissect a cows eye with joy but the moment I have to look at a human eye, I will freak out.)

for me, an AFAB nonbinary, it’s just a monthly reminder that I am not perfectly eldritch.

Periods r so uncomfy oh fuck this cruel unforgiving world

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

I’m so glad that, when all my friends and enemies have disappointed me, Mr. President of the fast food secrets club won’t.

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

unstable man is given an alien child to adopt to keep him stable, who is the subsequently ripped away from him once they get attached. All while war is happening.

Tell me the plot of this show (wrong answers only)