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VERY random valorant hcs / imagines that i've thought of

sage smiles at everyone she sees / passes by in the HQ. it's like her face's instinct to smile whenever she sees someone

jett definitely sticks her tongue out whenever she's writing / drawing on paper

chamber randomly winks at people from across the room that he's in just to see their reaction (did it once to viper, did not end well on his end)

astra definitely gave people false future predictions

reyna gets away with eating other people's food from the fridge. big part of why she does get away is cus the others are too scared to ask her if she did

raze once said that jett and phoenix could be a human flamethrower together. they've yet to try out their friend's little suggestion

there are some days (thankfully very rarely) wherein viper purposely stares into other agents' eyes just to fuck with them, raze was on the verge of tears when she was on the receiving end of viper's stunt

skye knows how to use rollerblades. do whatever you want with that (hc) information.

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

sova: дорогая, what do you want for christmas?

viper: revenge.

sova: what practical thing do you want for christmas?

viper: new instruments of torture.

sova: what harmless thing do you want for christmas?

viper: a new coffee pot.

spider

how to tell who put a blanket over you when you fell asleep somewhere random in VP HQ:

the edges are not tucked in: kay/o, who is too cautious to press. but you're still warm, because within base he has access to a stash of good fluffy blankets

the blanket has been knitted by hand: omen, who will sometimes also leave you a stuffed toy. you can keep it if you want.

you are covered up to your nose and there's a picture of you sleeping taped to your forehead: cypher, who definitely is keeping copies of your most embarrassing sleep poses in his blackmail collection

you wake up in your room, not where you fell asleep: brimstone or sage, both of whom leave little handwritten sticky notes on your door reminding you to head to bed early if you're tired

the 'blanket' is a cloak. with fur. it is blue: sova, who has spare cloaks and is confident that they are comfy

you are chamber and wake up with a clean sheet from the morgue over you: viper, who is making fun of you again.

this is not how you hold a bird

What is it like at the enemy hq?

[man this one’s long part one]

Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual

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