Thinking About Kay/o And Neon Going Out To Buy Stuff

Creepy Bald Besties!!!!

viper's voicemail is full of angst and stress and then cypher's be like “those little shits stole my expensive tea 😡😡”

JETT….

Finally hit gold 2 after starting out in iron a whole two years ago let's fucking gooooooo

Some Sosage everyone

VERY random viper headcanons because.. i love her

she watched pet cemetery a way too many times in collage and went thru a whole necromancy phase for a while so now she just knows an absurd amount about that topic and sage is confused by those things like?? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

probably has bpd and ptsd

likes to fuck with other agents with her death stare when she's bored

she has two snakes and everyone thinks they're dangerous and scary etc but they're just little dumb noodles

bets with brimstone and cypher, sometimes with sage

she cannot be trusted with kids, not because she doesn't know how to keep them safe but because she genuinely has no idea how to communicate w them

is a winter person and refuses to go to places without AC in summer unless it's really necessary

she can't work without caffeine and i mean it like think of those vampires who can't function if they don't drink blood for a long time and you'll see the vision

she has a very good alcohol tolerance.

BUT when she does get she often talks about some scientific stuff (no one understands what she's saying because she either talks too fast or it's just some high level science shit lol) or just stares off into the distance & continues to drink until someone takes the bottle away

actually likes physical affection but ONLY her closest friends know it

her real name is sabine which is of italian origin, and i know it could be random but i hc her as half italian so she probably learned some bits of the language at home and knows more that 3 languages

loves having late night conversations w sova or cypher because those men know some interesting things

she can be bribed with food. neon calls it gastrodiplomacy

she somehow got her clothes mixed up with sage's. they have no idea how but suddenly sage has green turtlenecks and viper has her jackets but neither of them tried to give those things back lmao

knows many ways to get rid of a dead body without anyone noticing, call it a mad scientist talent

she avoids social interactions unless it's really urgent and this is why we only see her in dangerous mission cinematics and not in normal official arts, events etc

this woman has tattoos and i'll die on this hill

she loves acrylic nails like reyna's but can't wear them because of her suit

probably watches a lot of psychological, horror, or thriller movies when she's bored & just for fun

Yokye week #5. Nostalgia.

I feel like I kinda screwed up on the nostalgia part. My bad.

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

Afficher davantage

sova: дорогая, what do you want for christmas?

viper: revenge.

sova: what practical thing do you want for christmas?

viper: new instruments of torture.

sova: what harmless thing do you want for christmas?

viper: a new coffee pot.