U Don't Understand They Literally ARE Soldier, Poet, King

gonna be honest, seeing Chishiya in a collar got me sweating

*the knights and merlin travelling the outskirts of Camelot’s forests*

Elyan: Do you guys see these weird markings on the tree?

Percival: Yeah, I’ve seen a few of them a few yards back.

Leon: And you didn’t tell anyone? That could be marks of enemies!

Gwaine: They are. Bandits leave behind signs when they leave an area for other bandits. Or just to remind themselves when they come back.

Lancelot: Do you know what these say? We didn’t had bandits in a while.

Gwaine: I am not sure. If I read this correctly it means “no good looting” and “beware of harmless looking guy picking herbs”.

Merlin: *cold sweat*

Arthur: *laughs* Be careful everyone! Merlin might tear us apart limb by limb!

Merlin: *eyes glow*

Arthur: *branch almost falls on him, spooking his horse*

Lancelot: 👀

Merlin: 🤷🏻‍♂️

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

@homunculus-argument

Arthur: *Sees Merlin waiting for him outside the council hall*

Arthur: What'd I do?

Merlin: What, no hello for your consort?

Arthur: Hi! What'd I do?

Friends dogo

why did fiddler’s green leave the dreaming just to sit in some dude’s house and read books all day. he literally could have done that in the dreaming. we have a way bigger library than did the annoying floridian homosexual. if it’s because i’m always there bothering lucienne i could have stopped doing that. i wouldn’t have but i could’ve

I await eagerly

I need The Sandman....when will we get it? I'm twiddling my thumbs waiting. They did say early 2025, no?

I am delirious is 4am