Hellow Merlin Fans :3

Making these Merthur banter polls makes me realise it's less banter, and more Arthur TRYING to banter and Merlin just roasting the ever living fuck out of him with his sword-sharp wit

merlin: I can explain.

arthur: Can you?

merlin, thinking: *If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.*

merlin: the tavern

The “That’s immoral you shouldn’t write that, we need to get that taken down” discourse on tiktok right now is PISSING ME OFFF

Wdym you want censorship for a literal ARCHIVE are you fucking stupid

Ao3 was literally founded to preserve works that were largely getting taken down due to censorship

Censorship is the opposite of what Archive of Our Own stands for

The TAGS and WARNINGS are there for a REASON. Use them and stop complaining

The universal rule—don’t like, don’t read

It’s THAT simple

Random Citizen: I'm surprised not a single one of those dumb kids have gotten hurt yet.

Leon: Dumb kids? *Sees Gwaine, Arthur, Lancelot, and Merlin doing something dangerous and stupid while Elyan and Percival watch with the medieval equivalent of popcorn*

Leon: Wait.

Leon: Those are my dumb kids!

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

Someone: What's wrong with your friend?

Gwaine: Nothing. He's handsome.

Someone: I didn't say he was ugly. I asked what was wrong with him.

behold. lord foog the 2st in plushie form

There were a few variants I didn't include so if it's not on this list let me know.

paddington and winnie the pooh would be best friends and i’ll fucking fight anyone who dares to disagree