Reporter: How does it feel to be the most hated man in Japan?
Dabi: In a country of Neanderthals, I wear it as a fucking badge of honor.
Reporter: What about the rumor you were voted the least attractive member of the League of Villains?
Dabi: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!
“I never wanted to be a hero”
“It’s not like that. Just friends… Bro time.”
Ochako gagged, “Ugh that’s the straightest thing I’ve ever heard you say.”
Izuku grimaced, “I know, it was hard to get out.”
Source: unknown
Someone: What's wrong with your friend?
Gwaine: Nothing. He's handsome.
Someone: I didn't say he was ugly. I asked what was wrong with him.
Deku has to manage his personal time very carefully now that Vestige Tomura is hanging around.
Who knows what Bakugou is thinking, but he sure doesn't have a clue 😅
[vestige tomura au]
so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
Forest Dweller
Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
Merlin Soulmate AU where there's a string of fate that only Sorcerers can see. He is obviously connected to Arthur, because two sides of a coin their destiny is intertwined etc etc.
He one day off-handedly mentions it in a conversation with Gaius, who suddenly seems Very Interested in what colour the string is.
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Merlin: It's red and gold because he's a Pendragon, that's like their whole thing. Even with your old eyesight you can see the banners around the castle come on-
Gaius, who stopped listening at 'Red' and is trying to process Merlin not only liking men, but his romantic soulmate being the Once and Future King: uh huh, yeah.
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Merlin, three weeks later: Hey, why is Lancelot and Gwen's string also Red? Is Lancelot actually a Pendragon?!
Gaius, who's life is flashing before his eyes:
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Merlin, after looking up soulmate strings in The Book, muffled through the wall of his chambers: WHAT?!
Arthur, being treated by Gaius when he took a hit in training:...um, Gaius?
Gaius: He's been at the tavern again your majesty.
I like plants and gay stuff, and merlin is very gay
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