I Think Sans Winning And Losing The Tumblr Sexyman Contest Is Funny, But What Would Be Even More Hilarious

I just finally got around to reading Iruma-Kun chapter 380 and…

Ahhh I’m so excited for next week. I’ve been waiting for this for so long.

I’m not going to spoil anything but all I have to say is why do people’s hair get way more fluffier when they’re in their evil cycles. Like damn the floof

Anyway everyone should go read it, Clara fans we will be eating well the next couple of chapters

Today I say farewell to my beloved friend the audio tour guide of The Mistholme Museum of Mystery, Morbidity, and Mortality. This podcast was incredible to listen to and I will my odd little friend. I hope it is doing well commiting crimes with Amina, and telling humanities' stories. speak on you funky AI

Everyone shut the fuck up my good friend Jonathan Harker just emailed me. I'm so happy to hear from him again, I hope this trip doesn't forever alter the course of his life, and that he gets to go home and give Mina those paprika recipes. :)

Being Ace and sometimes experiencing physical attraction is such a weird thing.

Because 99% of the time I’m like “ I see your lust for your fellow man, and I am filled with nothing but confusion. For why do you desire the flesh of another, what within you crave this carnal pleasure. What do you see in the meaty lumps of another that make you feel the flame of desire?”

And then that 1% I’m like “ DAMN that girl looks good in that top, like a renaissance painting brought to life. Her curves are perfectly accentuated, and I am looking hard”

Augustus reading an older statement about a weird guy doing weird stuff. Real subtle here guys

I know I'm super late to the TMAGP 20 party but I need you to know that my first instinct upon hearing that Starkwall used to be called GSR security was to shout out loud, "Gertrude Robinson?!"

Like I know it probably has nothing to do with her but I think it would be funny if Gertrude made a security company for the sole purpose of destroying the magnus institute

Guys I’m watching the Minecraft movie and the movie itself fucking broke in the middle of the final fight like straight up froze with jumping frames

I can’t make this up holy fuck

Why is The Magnus Archives trending???!!

What is going on??? Did I miss something or did everyone’s autism decide to sink up again

Well it's April fool somewhere in the world already isn't it? Consider yourself booped

NOT SO HOT TAKE: Every Gravity Falls child turns into a The Magnus Archives adult.