We as a society don't talk about Starscream calling cliffjumper papa in that one G1 episode enough.
Heck I'll even try to learn how to write a story out of this.
Short as hell dad and their tall ass son is my new favourite trope now.
Not even a trope I'm making this up with 4h sleep all week so I'll probably make a crack meme of this. If I remember. I'll probably not even remember writing this. (By not even a trope I just mean not exactly common in media and if it is they are like background characters not in rl)
Having non transformer fan friends can be really hilarious sometimes
Cause we can easily tell apart every character but they can't
So sometimes it leads to a really funny interaction like this one I had recently-
Friend who is scrolling and see's a transformer edit
Sends it to me
Friend: "Look it's Starscreamer" (Yes the -er- at the end always happens it's vital to them)
Me an intellectual: "Dude that's not him, that's Optimus, he literally doesn't even have wings"
Friend: "They look the same it's close enough"
Me: "HOW!?"
Bumblebee: We have you surrounded you murderer!
Starscream: I'm not a murderer I'm a killer
Bumblebee lowers weapon: Wait there's a difference? What's the difference?
Hot rod: I'm not smart enough to answer that. Just ask Starscream-- AND HE'S GETTING AWAY
Starscream ran away as soon as their attention was away from him.
Being near Him automatically lowers your brain cells.
Gosh I love my random brain, never stop being whatever tf you are
A Harsh Night at the Mercy of the Wind 📢🆘
So I just found out I reached 1000 likes a while ago so uh yeah
There's also a lack of starscream here so 'chucks rushed drawing'
Yeah I don't know how to do the rendering cause I've never watched videos but it is what it is
Also one without the yellow under cut
Hey everyone, my name is Abdelmajed. I don’t usually talk much about myself, but today, I want to share a little piece of my story.
I was born and raised in Gaza, a place that has always been my home 🏡. I grew up surrounded by my family, my friends, and the streets that I knew like the back of my hand. Life wasn’t always easy, but we had love, laughter, and dreams. I used to think that no matter what happened, home would always be here. But life has a way of changing things in ways we never expect.
Over the past months, everything I once knew has disappeared. The streets that were once filled with children playing are now silent. The houses that held so many memories are now just rubble. And the people I loved—some of them are gone forever. 💔
I can hear him go 'wtf do you mean you hate this I was the best in the academy even though everyone hated me. You're so weak'.
It's encourages me tho
Windblade: Okay Starscream what have we learnt today
Starscream: Being a narcissist is wrong
Bumblebee: FINALLY WE D-
Starscream: Cause only I'm allowed to be one
Bumblebee & Windblade: Ffrrrraaaaaaggg
Skyfire freshly out of the ice trying to learn about Starscream's life during the war and asks a stupid question
Skyfire: So what's your body count?
Starscream: Like millions if you count all those organics
Skyfire: HOLY PRIMUS YOU'RE A WHORE!!!
Starscream: THE PIT YOU MEAN WHOR- oh you meant how many people I fragged I thought how many I killed.
Skyfire: Thank primus, I was worried for you right t-
Skyfire: WAIT
It would be so funny if unicron was kind of chill (I think that there is lore why he has to be evil if I remember but let's forget about cannon). And in terms of how that would affect Megatron and Starscream.
Megatron after taking dark energon: YES UNICRON'S POWER IS MINE
??: Oh not you I don't like you
Megatron: Who's there and how dare you insult me!?
Unicron: It is I the ruler of the Quintes -it's obviously me Unicron you just snorted my blood you unfunny mech. Seriously if you're going to be evil you need some intelligence at the very least.
And with Starscream (cause of the times he gets haunted by him).
Starscream: Stupid Megatron and his stupid plans
Unicron: Totally agree
Starscream: Primus is that you
Unicron: No it's his evil brother Unicron
Starscream: Oh okay
Starscream: WAIT!
My 4th wall Starscream but he can now travel dimensions.
He's blasting every Megatron with a rocket launcher as that universes Starscream is getting beat up.
Whilst wearing shades of course.
He'd just be like "You're very welcome, now do you need therapy or would that just make it worse" but just pops out of existence straight away.
But if it was SG it would be hilarious like -
My Starscream popping out of a portal, rocket launcher at hand "Fear not weaker and more pathetic me I sha... WAIT WHAT THE FRAG IS THIS!!!!!?????"
And then you have Megatron just grilling Starscream to take a break and have some energon (concerned father moment).
"FRAG NOW I'M JEALOUS! I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS! FRAG YOU!!"
Pops out of existence whilst Megatron and Starscream are frozen.
But he pops back in a few seconds after, head poking out shouting "I hope you have a happy life as well bye!"
Teenage girl and I like- marvel, DC , transformers Jurassic park (dinosaurs in general), Star warsAnd others. Basically a huge nerd ig
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