I've Found The One

Incorrect Quotes #17: Lloyd's depressed

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Lloyd: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

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Lloyd: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Lloyd: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Lloyd: Fruits that do live up to their names? Lloyd: Orange.

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Lloyd: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany! Lloyd, earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Lloyd: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Lloyd has all my favourite quotes, at this point it's just really really funny.

So uh, I have both good news and bad news.

The good news is, the hellspawn au is finally getting its first multi-chaptered fic. I'm planning on doing one per season following the spawning (it's still weird using that word lol even a year later) of our dear hellspawn. And since I started this AU last year with a tumblr post of Season 8, I guess it's only fair that's the season for the first fic as well.

So, you're getting some chapters about Lloyd's sub-par-but-trying-his-best parenting skills, a chaotic mini him, the other ninja trying their best to be helpful & Harumi being the walking red flag no one wants to acknowledge but her dad is head over heels for.

The bad news is uh...(you're all gonna hate me for this 😭) her name isn't starting with L.

It's probably gonna be just me, but does anyone else wish there could be a scene in the show where resurrected Garmadon saves Lloyd in a volcano?

This might seem like I'm a sucker-for-angst-starving for a callback to Season 1 about their relationship, and that's true. I just really want a reference in the show to when Garmadon saved little Lloyd from falling into lava fifteen seasons ago and start crying as I compare it to the scene in The Green Ninja.

And imagine current Lloyd's emotions when he realizes why this feels so familiar.

I think I'm gonna start crying at how freaking many there are. 😭

Works In Pain:

Jaded Scarlet

Fragments of You

Hello Hiroshi

The Realm of Absolute Madness

An Underworldly Visit

Parchment

Please... Just Kill Me (for the love of God, don't ask me why my sleep-deprived brain decided to name it tHis)

Gone In Green

Substitution

On A Wish & A Memory

You Could Stay

Of Pencils & Paintbrushes

Wilted

Borg's Fault At Its Finest (wHY did I name it this - what the heck was I on six months ago-)

"And then tag as many people as you have WIPS" : impossible

@httydbooks-doodler @fandomhoppingtrash @sunnylighter @northpen

W I P S

Got tagged by @manjirian !! Holy h e c k. I don't name my art stuff so this is gonna look wtf 😭 there's no description at all lmao-

(also most of these are probably WIPs that I'm never going to finish XD)

Rules: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs. I have deemed that this isn’t just for writing either. Sketch titles? Comics? DnD campaigns? If you have an unfinished project, it counts!!  

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Take your pick 😭

Tagging: @leesbian42 @justeliiijah @emisnt2 @lalu-garmadon @namelysane @astrobabe146 and anyone else who wants to do this cuz i can't remember people rn XD

also ‘you could stay’ ?

Time-travel fic where after Misako leaves her young son at Darkley's Boarding School, she meets a familiar-looking teenager on the way back. The teen looks startled upon seeing her — as though they've actually met before, which is odd, because Misako can swear she's never even once seen him.

After a while, the teen then introduces himself as Montgomery — which surprises Misako, because that's her last name. So they talk a bit, and Montgomery tells her a made-up story I haven't decided on yet, but it's just to make it seem as though he has nowhere to go. This causes Misako to say he can stay with her for a few days, and Montgomery agrees.

Misako then takes him to her home, all while noticing how interested Montgomery seems to be in where she's been living with her son after Garmadon got banished. During his stay there, Misako spends most of her time researching the prophecy, desperate to find a way for it to just be words on a scroll. One day as she does so, Montgomery notices a photograph of her with a young child that looks a lot like him, and asks whether that's her son.

Misako is very startled at the question, and hesitantly nods. Montgomery then comments that he hasn't seen any children around here. Misako replies that he's at school, and that it's a boarding one. Montgomery merely raises an eyebrow at her, before pointing out that the boy looks too young to be on his own. Inwardly, Misako can't help but agree with that, yet she still calmly states that he'll manage. At that, Montgomery goes quiet, which surprises her. However, Misako does not question it, and merely goes back to her research.

As the days pass, she notices how interested Montgomery is in Lloyd, and how often the teenager tries to question her about her son. He asks Misako all sorts of things, like whether she's writing to him and when she's planning to take him home or visit him. Misako manages to dodge the questions though, saying it's only been a few days since she's sent him there and he needs to learn to be on his own instead of having her coddle him. Another thing she notices is how much Montgomery resembles her husband, but she brushes the detail off as just a coincidence. And speaking of Garmadon, Montgomery also asks a lot about her husband as well.

Eventually, the day Montgomery's supposed to leave arrives and he does so without even trying to stay any longer. After he leaves, Misako shifts all her attention to her research to find a way to save both her husband and son, and this goes on for a while until one day when she....

....gets a call from Darkley's headmaster telling her that the son of Garmadon is missing.

Misako goes frantic. How could he have disappeared? It hadn't even been a week since she'd left him for FSM's sake!

However, some time later, there's a knock on her door. Startled, she opens it, only to see little Lloyd standing there with no one else in sight, and no luggage with him other than a stuffed toy which she doesn't even remember getting him. Upon seeing her, little Lloyd starts crying and reaching for her, telling her about how mean the other kids and even the teachers had been to him.

It nearly slips her mind to ask him how he even got back home in the first place, but eventually she does. And that's when her heart drops.

The fic ends with Misako deciding to officially take little Lloyd out from the school and bring him back home, promising to never leave him again. How could she have even done that, she thinks. How had that even crossed her mind?

Ninjago AU where everything is the same but Garmadon wasn't purified after the Final Battle.

Nya: Hey, Lloyd, what’s the new mayors first name?

Lloyd: His cat’s name is Mister Fuzzly Fuzzly

Nya: …

Lloyd: …What?

Nya: You know the name if his CAT. But not HIM?!

Lloyd: Neither do you!

Nya: I was part of the ocean for a year. While he was elected, Lloyd!!

Dark matter from s2 ninjago is literally so pretty… i would eat this shit right up… the forbidden yoghurt? Probably tastes like blackberry… Literally one of the things i remembered most from my first watch of ninjago before rewatching it again, even kid me agrees that this shit would taste heavenly… just look at it… sigh… turning into an evil brainless zombie would be a small price to pay to get a lick of that.

Isn't it great how the Smith siblings both have a fear of being useless :D /j

I'm just watching the secrets of forbidden spinjitzu and in part one you have Kai dealing with his powerlessness being all like.

"Im useless without my powers."

And then Lloyd is just like "your not worthless!"

And then in the ice chapter ITS THE SAME THING! But with Nya. And when Nya mentions she feels useless, Lloyd says it again.

"YOUR NOT USELESS!" But this time he sounds so pissed.

I swear, Lloyd is just so done with them at this point.

I just woke up and i had a dream about the lego ninjago universe, lego Ninjago movie universe and like 2 other alternate universes (one of them had an evil lloyd) and like there was this huge ass war

Basically it was lloyds 18th birthday and like turns out evil Lloyd has been planning to merge all of the AU's so it can inevitably get destroyed. Evil Lloyd was like in some sort of asylum, the other AU lloyd worked in a street food restaurant with garmadon (human), the other two were playing video games or something and then it cut to these 4 serpentine people around some sort of map of the universe(?) And like they were panicking cuz the universes are about to merge with each other which would destroy the AUs and maybe even others (basically big bang)

I remember blazey and lloyd (from the series) trying to avoid missiles and Lloyd somehow got out of the car and he was like on those pretty looking things that has thin water with a fountain thing (idk what they're called) and garmadon (from evil lloyd universe who's good) saw him and was shocked cuz he's never seen him like that in a long time (i have no idea what evil Lloyd looks like i just know he was in an asylum) and he was in the verge of tears and basically saved him

That's all i remember from the dream but honestly i think it should be a movie