"Xhekaj Hammers His Man" -hockey Announcers

flying high, dopamine is rushing through my veins, i am a god amongst men and i will never die

(this is all because of mitchy marner's goal)

EASY W

2 minutes delay of game to the refs for not being able to figure out how the penalty clock works

we had a vision. unfortunately we were not wearing glasses at the time, so who really knows what it was.

i’m fucking dead with these strategies, omg… what was the vision, guys

JT LEAFS ICON HAS SWOOPED IN TO THE RESCUE LIKE A GRACEFUL BIRD

i understand now what it means to be careful what you wish for because mclaren podium fight

antonelli vs verstappen is very hype

does stollie need a bitch bc i can bark

sway it's not too late to fight someone. their team, our team, idc, you've earned it.

manifesting an ivan demidov hat trick (i'm delusional) (but based on the game so far i might not be wrong!)