JELLY BABY OH MY GOD
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Not spoiling anything but there are like five after credit scenes in GotG 2. Reblog to save a life.
Gabya, you rocked it. This was so fun to research for too! Thanks for the awesome post! 👍🏻
Let me tell you about mine and @natasha-the-slavic-shadow genderbent version supernatural characters, and no i’m not talking about Sam, Dean and Castiel. They get done to much and it makes me want to slap someone, even if I might do them later on.
Let me show you my choices for Team Sweet Sass (Aka Gabriel and Balthazar) along with Charlie and Adam. Also these aren’t going to fit as well as I wanted, but Balthazar was hard to find one for, along with Gabriel.
Zara (Or Balthazar, doesn’t really matter.) {NATALIE DORMER}
Other then her hair color and eye color, even if that did really help. We liked or I truly liked how strong she looked. She was a good choice by @natasha-the-slavic-shadow and i’m happy with this.
Gabrielle (or Gabka) {KELSEY CHOW}
While I know it’s not the best choice, it was one of the easier ones. Gabriel had a lot more choices unlike Balthazar, I might change this one as time goes on or maybe not. I hope this was is okay…
Charlie (or Charles) {SETH GREEN}
We had no choice, Charlie was the hardest and this was the best we could come up with. Seth Green was are best choice for red heads, but it’s not a bad thing. Zara ( @natasha-the-slavic-shadow ) showed me this choice, and I can now only think. “Why didn’t we go with this from the start.”
Addison (Or Adamina) {ALEXANDRA DOWLING}
Adam was harder then I thought he was going to be, it was oddly hard to genderbend him. We thought Alexandra Dowling was the best fit, mainly because of her hair and eyes. We joked that why she was in the water in the GIF was because she was cooling down from the heat of hell.
That’s all for this post folks! we’re planning on doing more today or maybe tomorrow for this, but I hoped you enjoyed what me and @natasha-the-slavic-shadow have done. Hope you all have a good day!
Me: *sees protagonist doing parkour, kicking ass, etc.*
Me: I want to do stuff like that! :D
Rational!Me: Dude, you can barely walk using a walker.
Me: But!
Rational!Me: No... Your physical therapist will kill you.
I went to see Atomic Blonde and I’m having the same kind of bombed out, obsessive reaction of “is this what it’s like to see someone like ME kick ass on screen? is this why men are so confident?” that some of my girlfriends had to Wonder Woman.Â
I enjoyed Wonder Woman (other than the disastrous and cheesy 3rd act) but it was really difficult for me to identify with her- she’s naive, idealistic, super heterosexual (for a Patty Jenkins film), largely untouchable/unhurtable, and she’s also honestly kind of dumb: most of the movie is just men telling her not to do something, and she does it anyway, but only succeeds because she’s brute-forcing with DEMI-GOD POWERS in a world of mortals.Â
Atomic Blonde on the other hand is about a cynical, world-weary, haunted, non-heteronormative woman who actually has to actively WORK to survive: the stunning action sequences really show how much more effort she has to put in and how much she has to use her brain to survive brutal hand to hand combat with men who are bigger and stronger than her and outnumber her in every single encounter. She takes her licks and they show- the amazingly gorgeous Charlize Theron stumbles around half the movie covered in bruises and scars.
One felt like an action figure and the other felt like a woman like me. I think that Wonder Woman is a great role model for young girls, but Atomic Blonde is a movie for all those women who, like me, have taken their licks and fought tooth and nail in a world of men who actively make it hard for them to succeed at every turn. It’s about fucking time.Â
“Hey who’s that actor guy named Chris?”
“Which one?”
“That white guy.”
“Which one???”
“The one that acted in that superhero movie.”
“WHICH ONE?”
“The one called Steve.”
“…”
“You know, the one who was a soldier in the World War, rode a motorcycle and sacrificed himself while flying a plane?”
“I NEED YOU TO BE SPECIFIC HERE.”
30 questions thing
I was tagged by @v1als and thank you! These are always a blast.
Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs to get to know them better
Nickname: Hannah Banana, Zara, Hanners, Sunshine

Gender: Female

Star Sign: Leo

Height: 5’6

Time: 8:23AM

Birthday: August 11th

Favorite Bands: Rush, Queen, Supertramp, Voltaire

Favorite Solo Artists: David Bowie, George Harrison, Ella Fitzgerald, Frank Sinatra

Song Stuck In My Head: “Rasputin” by Boney M.

Last Movie Watched: “Anastasia”

Last Show Watched: “The 100”

When did I create my blog: May of 2017.

What do I post: Ships, would-includes, and occasionally drabbles. I don’t post nearly as often as I should. Sorry! My health’s been a bit rocky these past few months.

Last Thing I Googled: “darkest hour showtimes”
Do you have any other blogs: Yep. My sideblog is @boogiewoogiebagelboyofcompanyb. I also have two others that I’m unsure if I’m ready to share. One of them is an rp blog that I’m still setting up.

Do you get asks: I do, but I’m really terrible at getting them done in a timely manner. So sorry! I will get it done eventually, I’m just trash.

Why did you choose your url: I chose my URL because I adore Natasha Romanoff, and The Slavic Shadow is one of her lesser used names.

Following Blogs: 208

Followers: 109

Favorite Colors: I love an olive or moss green, various shades of blue, and then also a sort of berry pink/red. I’m so indecisive, sorry!

Average hours of sleep: Like 5ish hours, but I do nap so it’s really closer to 7 hours.

Lucky Number: 8.

Instruments: I play the cello and am learning to play the kantele. I can also *sort of* sing.

Love: learning, my cats, my family, my friends, knife-throwing, music, films, tv shows, reading, a lot of things; I don’t know what to put here.

What am I wearing: It’s a snow day and I’m capitalizing on this, so I’m still in my pajamas. :D

How many blankets do I sleep with: Four. XD I’m just really cold. It’s a top sheet, two of those really silky/fluffy throw blankets, and then a comforter.

Dream Job: It’d be rad to be a translator of some sort.

Dream Trip: I should like to go back to the Czech Republic to visit family again, but I really just want to go everywhere I can. Maybe Ireland so I can go on a boxty tour.

Favorite Food: Probably boxty, it’s amazing. It’s the best form of potato pancake hands down. Although recently I’ve been in the mood for a good chicken paprikash.

Nationality: American and Czech.

Favorite Song: “Freewill” by Rush is fantastic. “Major Tom (Völlig Losgelöst)” is a bop too. Please don’t make me choose.
tagging: @the-adorable-assassin, @themorningtrashcan, @yoshifics, @jenma-simmons, @halleregina, and anyone else who sees this and might be interested (I have no clue who else to tag).
chris chibnall please
Hannah|23|INFJ| Ships, would-includes, and reader-inserts| Ask me anything|No smut| Fandoms- Marvel, Merlin, Doctor Who, Atomic Blonde, Supernatural, TO/TVD, TMFU, Wynonna Earp, Kingsman, Killing Eve, The Umbrella Academy, and more.
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