TRUTH + Stuffed Crust Pizza Or Pineapple Pizza, Which One.

I wish I would've seen this like early last month cause I literally just switched hyperfixations 💔

do people still enjoy superjail in 2024 im lonely

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movies → Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

this is mostly and if not entirely for Repo! The Genetic Opera fans!

imagine like an AU where everything is the same right but instead of Rotti Largo ever meeting Shilo Wallace he thinks "fuck it, I give up! I'll just hire a scientist to make another one"

and so basically the self insert character is just a combination of Rotti, Pavi, Amber and Luigi's DNA. And they like get built by like a mad scientist and whatever, and so their entire life is just learning how to manage GeneCo.

but also I would imagine Rotti hiding them away for long as possible to make sure they don't become so problematic that they won't be able to manage GeneCo anymore.

so like when the day comes and he dies, the sibling trio are like "oh damn that's so sad... anyways let's go check who's in the will-" and they go to Rotti's office and find this random ass person who actually look like another Largo????

I bet the reader insert would be confused as fuck too, they probably didn't even *know* they had siblings at all in the first place!

anyways that was just my lil rant hope ya like it :)

(I wrote this at twelve am lol)

stick yo dick in that snow slime

wait I would say that does feel nice but it's odd having slime on my penis, the texture is funny

7.5/10

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

i might open comms eventually.

THAT DIDNT FUCKING FEEL AS BAD AS GETTING SHOT IN THE FUCKING SIDE!

PLUS, I LOVE THEM.

SO FUCK OFF, YOU DICKBAG.

OOOOHHHHH GOD IT FUCKING BURNS LIKE HELL

@anotherc137rick

CAN YOU CAUTERIZE THE BULLET WOUND??ITS ON MY FUCKING LEFT SIDE.. GOD IT BURNS.. I HAVENT FELT REAL PAIN IN SO LONG.

I can't even fucking regenerate... God damn it.