I Heard From M,y Friend That Someone Headcanon Warden As Colorblind Or Smth, The Glasses He Wears Are

oh god, how do I even begin to explain this..

w-well we- we uh. when you were drunk and I was trying to calm you down, we.. we kissed.. and then things uh.. escalated..

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

Ts so buns idk if ill finish it

Hello there!

This blog is an AMA (ask me anything) mainly for my oc, Rick Z-6725! He will respond to whatever you ask :)

Quick backstory;

Z was just like every other Rick. He had a good family. One day, on his birthday, the family (summer, morty, jerry, beth) came into his garage and surprised him with a cupcake with a lit candle. While they sang 'happy birthday,' a portal opened underneath them (minus Z) and swallowed them whole. Blood splattered onto Z, the portal closed, and another opened, and out came Prime. He mocked the shock on Zs face and ridiculed him before leaving. Z eventually gave up on having any connection to other Ricks, yet he still went to the Citadel to live in Mortytown. He was assigned a new Morty, yet he does not spend much time with him.

r-rick.

fuck im gonna die..

im sorry.

*He begins to get dizzy and wobbly, inching closer to passing out from blood loss. His vision was blurring as he clenched his wound in pain.*

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Forgot to post this but its done (plus a bonus minecraft doodle)

if you saw this on tiktok first, u a real one fr

Yeah. Go ahead.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

Normalize going into people’s ask boxes and ask them random ass questions.

Tumblr used to be so much fun with all the asks (anonymous or otherwise), and we need to bring those back, especially now that we finally have a half-decent blocking feature in place.

Ask people things! Message them! Don’t let tumblr inbox die! It’s one of the features that made tumblr tumblr.

watching tdc and alleluia but i cant get myself to like them. Im sorry but alleluia is SO BORING im forcing myself to watch it atp. Repo forever my goat though

“irreplaceable”

the one word where morty figured out this wasn’t really rick.

and no wonder morty believes rick could just up and replace him any day. because there’s infinite versions of him, after all. because there’s infinite other things that are better than him. because, for the longest time, every other day, rick kept on telling him how replaceable he is.

no wonder he was scared that hug wouldn't have been real.

but, truth is, rick would’ve jumped after him (if he had thought morty was in real danger).

truth is, rick would have performed in front of a crowd for him.

truth is, rick would anything, just about anything, for him. he would travel the longest distances just to get him back. he would spoil him with gadgets and gifts. he would forgo the chance to see his wife again just so he could spend the rest of the evening with him.

truth is, morty was wrong.

if i was Rotti or smt i would make Pavi into one of those mobile games like Pou where u have to take care of ur Thing and then u neglect him so bad it's insane that's what i would do i love him🙏🏻🤗😘 that's how i love him i think he would look like this