Divorce Is So Funny. Like Never Mind

i bet they would predict natural disasters if they could

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

under my skin is 17 layers of playdoh.

*as the noose tightens around my neck* are you guys mad at me

love when the cd player makes little chirp and whirr sounds. she is excited to sing you a song !

beautiful women are coming to destroy you

Hey man it’s really cruel to joke about that. I set aside my entire busy schedule and no beautiful women showed up

could you guys imagine if snails could talk

Can we normalize this?

Like please please please??

me getting any new clothing: I will wear this for 5 weeks straight

hey man could you spare some ants?

what do you mean my maladaptive daydreaming is taking ahold of my life?? worry about yourself man