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Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

I'd legit cry 😢

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Welp, im from Australia and my frist anime was ouran highschool host club i think that's a good indication of my personality 😂

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

Please, im so fucking desperate 😭

I'm the same with energy drinks I hadn't truly chilled the fuck out until I tried my frist one lol I was like "oooohhhhh so this is what relaxation feels like lol"

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

Get the fucker

Donald Trump has been arrested

So I've completely given up understanding my sexuility, like I just didn't think about it as a kid, then I thought I was lesbian. Then I had a whole trans era and like idk where I am now?

Like I definitely like guy's, but like......✨️ladies✨️ and other people of various identity's are also welcome.

Sooooo? Pan? Bi?

Don't even get me started on gender, I will procrastinate it out of existence.

I didn't think I'd post anything today as it's not really relevant to this blog but after attending this year's Anzac day memorial service I'm compelled to remind those in other countries that Australia and new Zealand where absolutely essential during ww1 and ww2.

I've never been particularly patriotic (my family doesn't celebrate Australia day). However, my heart goes out to those who fought for the freedom, justice, and peace i enjoy in Australia. I feel so fortunate that I do not have to worry about my human rights or fear for my nephews who go to school.

I don't think ill ever be able to explain my gratitude to our veterans and the're familys, but I will say this: to those lost overseas, to those who risked the're life's, and to those who came home with scars both mental and physical. You will be remembered. The youth of today and future generations will not forget your name, your braveness, or your kindness. I only hope to live up to the standards set by my ancestors and put some good into the world.

Lest we forget❤️