At The End Of The Day The Best Topic Is Me. Lets Talk About Me. Ill Talk About Me. Im Interested In Myself.

"im highly in need of your assistance" i say to my narrator

my skin so dry i became water resistant

check for surroundings: there are no surroundings (for you are in some kind of a mysterious void)

As Summer aproaches I can feel it. The features of my face will soon disappear. By August I will have become two dimensional.

if i were someone else, i wouldnt trust me either

my job is The Bench (specifically at a nice park only during nice days)

ok but what if there's a punchline O_o

my friends and i usually meet up once a week but i didnt have the time last week. sometimes i think that they might not even like me but yesterday one of them gave me the fattest hug i have ever recieved

my dad's friends are fucking hilarious

i deserve a cookie

no matter what