Spider-man: Gwen Stacy 😻 Jonny Storm 😻 Deadpool 😻 Mj 😻 Other Mj 😻 Other Other Mj 😻

no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

live footage of me rewriting plots to be able to include aunt may in my fics:

im just saying: when peter was a baby, iron man didn’t exist, but captain america did. there’s a chance peter’s baby photos are a bunch of him wearing captain america pajamas

au where tony was brought back to life years later

tony: yeah and i made peter EDITH so that—

pepper: who?

tony, craning his head to the invisible camera: what has he done.

(miles away, a shiver goes down peter’s spine)

bruce introducing clark to his children

clark: damn how many kids do you have?

bruce, counting on his fingers: well, it depends on your definition of “having kids”

clark: what?

bruce: like, i definitely have dick, tim, damian, and cassandra

clark: oh that’s not that many—

bruce: but there’s also jason, who hates me, and i don’t know if the adoption stood after his revival

clark: oh wow well—

bruce: and then there’s duke. he’s my kid, but not legally, you know?

clark: huh you have a lot of—

bruce: and then stephanie isn’t really my kid, but she’s part of the family if you get what i mean

clark: okay… i have three

started writing a fic js like this last month gonna release it someday trust 🙏

after Dick being less than happy with being Jason’s older brother for so many years, i think Jason finding out about Damian and deciding fuck it it’s HIS turn to terrorise a younger sibling would be so funny. Damian is so sick of this man. Jason doesn’t even get to try having a secret identity because upon seeing him in Gotham Damian gets so tired so quickly that he outs him without thinking.

Batman: who are you?

Red Hood: *opens his mouth to say some kind of mysterious threat*

Robin, landing on the roof: Batman, i have successfully- OH GOD FUCK JASON NO. NO. GO HOME. GO BACK TO MOM. NO. NO.

Batman:

Red Hood:

Robin, turning to Batman: TELL HIM TO GO AWAY HE’S GOING TO START PUTTING SALT IN MY WATER AGAIN

Batman: …Jason?

Red Hood: Damian you little bitch i’ll put hair dye in your shampoo for this

steve: you recruited??? a 14-year-old spider kid???

tony: the children yearn for the mines

“what if…? killmonger rescued tony stark” is so sad cuz tony lowkey thought he just met his best bro

i need a fic where nick fury is peter’s uncle (not blood, obviously) and it has irondad so like peter is like ‘yeah i hung out with uncle nick’ and tony is like ‘i didnt know u had another uncle than ben??’ and tony eventually realizes that hes talking about nick his-mother-calls-him-fury

i love giving peter random family figures