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Tumblcoin Tumbles; Reveals Inherent Risk in Imaginary Currency

Literally dozens of people panicked today as TBC crashed. “I really thought Tumblcoin was the future of currency,” said Tumblcoin investor xxxcryptoboy421xxx.

When asked how such a dip in value could occur a mere hour after Tumblr referred to the cryptocurrency as “completely sound” and “unsinkable,” their Chief Coin Officer appeared to dissociate completely.

Investors claim a drop in the Expanding Brain meme as a possible source of TBC’s recent violent fluctuation.

Local economy analysts have stated the only way to save Tumblcoin is by urging the Tumblr community to create a brand new meme to bolster the strength of the young cryptocurrency. The fate is in their hands.

tehe, lore olympus fanart

thanks @usedbandaid for ur beautiful characters

that’s taako style don’t doubt it

welcome to the team

so i was rewatching 22 jump street and i just oops

honestly i’ll just take any excuse to draw hanzo tiredly ascending

@friendlyrejectedarts‘s Lorna and Hancock!!

Crybaby

My obsession with group of 3 persists 

what’d he miss??? (@washingtononyourside)

Fun fact: Tenochtitlan fell in 1521. From 1603 onwards, large numbers of honest-to-god fricking Japanese Samurai came to Mexico from Japan to work as guardsmen and mercenaries. 

Ergo, it would be 100% historically accurate to write a story starring a quartet consisting of the child or grandchild of Aztec Noblemen, an escaped African slave, a Spanish Jew fleeing the Inquisition (which was relaxed in Mexico in 1606, for a time) and a Katana-wielding Samurai in Colonial Mexico.