We Were All Happy In 1s

Someone: you can't hear the pictures

Pictures:

"Oh my math teacher on the news wanted for mass murder. Who said math teachers are boring?"

I swear to you, that rack of liquor behind Iceman is enough to pay for my life twice over.

I wouldn't be surprised if they turn out to be relatives.

Moran to Albert: you're fucking sly damnass!

Louis to Moran: yes? You're an idiot who thinks everything will be the way you want it. WELCOME TO REALITY!

Moran: I'm leaving and taking Fred with me.

Bond: I think the Monopoly is over...

Albert: wait what? I just bought a winery. What do you mean finished?

Do you think. Akutagawa made a ball of yarn for Atsushi

Sherlock: Are you by any chance a mixture of lithium, oxygen, rhodium, dubnium, fluorine, chromium, iodine, manganese and europium?

William: ??

Sherlock: why are you so LiORhDb OF CrIMnEu?

If I had a nickel for every time I meet boy who has two friends who always argue but remain the best partners, one of which is an organized grump and the other an extreme lazy ass, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Если бы мне давали пятак каждый раз, когда я встречаю парня, у которого есть два друга, которые всегда спорят, но остаются лучшими партнерами, один из которых — организованный ворчун, а другой — крайне ленивый осел, у меня было бы два пятака. Это немного, но странно, что это произошло дважды.

no Eden and God, only Britain and Mycroft

Mycroft: you can't pour wine into the teapot and call it tea

Аlbert: yes I can