PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!!!

Me about changing my life

"Time to revise and edit that tumblr post"*falls on other knee*

@xxmidnight-melodyxx was there again 😭

This is the post I'm talking about btw ⬇️

Candy mountain Charlie~

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Nico’s actually so fucking insane

I was hanging out and out of nowhere she started up “We gotta get to candy mountain Charlie.” And it developed to “we gotta get to tranny mountain so you can be a real boy! Charlie.” Because of me

There was also some llamas with hats there but it was all those fucking unicorns

Yeah, so this fella represents EVERYONE on AO3

Like literally the icon of all

Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

Ah yes, I remember that

I was quite confused that day

Doing Goretober my dudes

This is the list I'm using

And here's day one for y'all

I did this on a bus so it looks like shit

My bad

This is all y'all get, fuck you(lovingly)

Fry maker

lets make a shopping list ill start

potato