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Sirius pauses outside Harry’s room, cocking his head. Harry’s been holed up in there since shortly after dinner, but Sirius hadn’t thought too much of it. It’s been pissing down all afternoon, and Sirius figured both of them could use a lazy day. For his part, he took a luxurious nap earlier, and the newest book in a romance series he’s been following arrived by owl post this morning. He’s looking forward to curling up with it in front of the fire. If he’s lucky, maybe Harry will come downstairs with his chess set later and ask to play a game together.
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Next here we go still on a dpxdc and tim/Danny kick at the moment.
This one is pretty simple tim and Danny have been together for at least a year when the bats have no clue. They live together and they know of each other's identitys. You can go in many ways for this. I'm just going to say a few that have come to mind.
Tim had a falling out with the rest of the Gotham vigilantes. He doesn't see himself as part of the family. But he's not as upset as he once was because he has Danny, his friends, Danny's friends, and Danny's family. The fentons welcomed him with open arms. Maybe after Bruce comes back from the time stream, he starts to try to be more connected to his kids. He starts to spend more time with them to get to know them better, like he takes some time off or cut down on hours. He makes up with Jason it's still rock, but it's getting better. There was a lot of yelling and bruce tell jason that he regrets how he handled the joker. He apologized to dick for putting so much pressure on him, and he is everything Bruce couldn't be. He got to learn that Damian loves animals and art they go to museums and zoos. Him and Cass bond.(I'll be honest. I can't think of a way they bond at the moment. I don't know Cass that well. He just plainly gets to know Duke. But he can never get Tim alone he never stays long after Patrol. So Bruce tries to be open and asks his other kids to help him talk to Tim. They can't give him answers. It makes them pause and think when was the last time Tim stayed at the manor or just came around for a meal. Even Jason is around now more times than not. They realized that they had no clue about tim, they don't know him like they once did if they ever did. All feel horrible about it, Tim brought back their dad, and they didn't even try to get to know him better. So dick goes to Tim's apartment to see him. He's waiting in the lobby as the front desk person calls up to buzz him in. When Danny walks in with groceries and waves to the front desk to go up. When he is stopped, he asks if Tim is home. Danny hums said he's not sure, and he'll check. Dick thinks that maybe he lives on the floor below Tim as time lives in the pent house. After five minutes Tim calls down to the front desk and says they can send up dick. Dick beams at them as he gos to the elevator. He makes it up to Tim's place. Tim greats him saying that he was in the shower. Dick waves him off. Tim guides him to the kitchen where he see the guy from the lobby putting things away. He turns to Tim to ask but is cut off when Tim give the guy a quick kiss saying thanks after he hands Tim what looks like a little snack tray. Dick follows Tim out of the kitchen to the living room. Tim see the look and says he's my boyfriend he lives here. Questions are fired off fast, where dick learned the guys name is Danny, they have been dating for almost 2 years and living together for 10 months, and last but not least Tim does not see him self as part of the family. He takes what he learns back to the bats. Everyone feels horrible for this. They all try to include Tim more.
This scenario Tim takes Danny to a gala as his dateable. That's how he introduced his over a year boyfriend to his family. Just kinda a crack fic with a bit of angst. Like maybe Bruce wglhile he is happy for tim and wants to have a family dinner with Danny over to properly meet him he is emotionally constipated and worried for the secret identities.
Next scenario is simple. Dick, Jason and Damian run into tim while he and Danny are out for their weekly dat or as often as they can. That's how they find out their brother has a long term relationship. Danny is just laughing in the background.
Feel free add on these are just a few thoights of the same idea that tim and Danny have been together for a while, but the bats somehow don't know. I know there are fics out there with something like these. I love them.
Laguna: Why are you gay?
Synth: Who says I'm gay?
Laguna: *Hold up image of Synth and Branch at the FlavorBerry patch*
Laguna: You are gay.
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Branch: I have no love interest.
Poppy: *exists*
Branch: Okay maybe I'm straight then.
Hickory: Hi Branch-
Branch: So that's how it is then...
Branch: *screams and waves giant bisexual flag*
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Synth: So Poppy you're dating Branch, correct?
Poppy: No I already told you I'm dating Queen Barb.
Synth: Oh, well in that case it's time to go hit on Branch.
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Creek to Holly, Synth, Hickory, Chaz, and Trollex: Oh you love Branch? Get in line.
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BONUS:
Creek: Fuck Branch.
Poppy, Holly, Synth, Trollex, Hickory, and Chaz: I'm trying.
Okay, so this one is playing with the world from another poster. The world where Danny's aparment is weird he has stuff from all over time and space. He listens to music and podcasts from all different times and space and watches moies from other dementions. When he is asked where he got it, he just says the market and his actsent cant be pin pointed. I cant find the original post, but if you know it, please tag them they get the credit for coming up with this idea that Danny gos to this market, and all his stuff is from there.
Let's say tim and Danny are in college. They get partnered up for a project. They usually work at the library, but for some reason, it's close for some time, let's say, a rogue attack. Tim didn't want this essential to be a stranger at his apartment and the manor. So they go to Danny's because, well, they need to get this.
Eventually they just start to hang out. One night when maybe they are hanging out maybe getting high as I kite Danny kisses tim. Tim freezes Danny think he messed up and starts apologies. Tim Eventually shuts that down.
At some point Tim start to bring the wierd stuulff back to the manor.( This can before or after they started dating.) The batfam see this at first they didn't think of thinking that maybe Tim just found a small or indie brands that he likes. Till one day Jason steals some of the snack claiming big brother tax. He really liked them and wanted to buy some for his safe house but he couldn't find them online. He ends up asking Tim where he got them. Tim's replied my boyfriend's place. Jason asked where does said boyfriend get them then ( I want this next part kinda out of charter for Tim maybe they know about each other) time just shrugged saying the market then walks away not helping Jason at all.
This next part doesn't have to happen i just think it would be a funny way for the family to meet Danny. Tim gets hurt when out as red Robin alike, maybe a brocken leg, so bed rest. Tim is sad about it. He wants his boyfriend and the weird snacks. So he asks Alfred if his boyfriend can come over with snacks and to see him. Alfred thought that it would be a great way to raise his spirits, so agreed. Tim calls Danny to tell him that he is hurt but fine and would like to visit and bring snacks. Danny does just that. Shenanigans happen as the family meets him. And Jason finally gets the snacks he has been l craving.
Feel free to add on.
Not my work He realized his mistake too late
I swear my dog thinks he’s a ninja the funny part is he’s a lab mix he ain’t small but he is black uh-huh his color going to his head
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
I'd like to preface this by saying I'm incorporating tropes I've seen in other posts.
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Jason has been a lot happier recently. His Pit Rage has been getting less and less frequent, he's cooking and coming over to the manor a lot more, and he even let Dick hug him last week without threatening bodily harm!
The rest of the batfam, while happy for him, are curious about the change. So one night at dinner they ask him what's up with him and why he's so happy recently. Surprisingly, instead of taking it the wrong way and getting mad Jason is eager to share.
Apparently, Jason has a boyfriend now. Yay!
He goes on and on about this civilian he met after stoping a cult who was trying to summon a deity and how he is this nerdy college kid who really likes space and how their civilian identies shared the same Gen Ed course so he made an effort to become friends. Turns out that nerdy space guy had caused the initial improvement in mood and his offer to go on a date to an incredibly diverse and well-stocked library had been the cherry on top.
The only thing is that Jason didn't want them stalking the guy and refered to him around the family exclusively as "Angel". Everyone thinks that's just a cute pet name he gave the guy as a way to both reference and distract the civilian from the cult ritual he was probably rescued from. Little do they know that it's actually because "Angel" was not a victim of the cult ritual but the summonee, that appeared in the form of a biblically accurate angel.
One day some supernatural entity decideds to attack Gotham and everyone is calling whoever they can think of for back-up. Batman calls Constantine, Nightwing calls Zatana, Red Robin and Robin are contacting the Justice League, and even Red Hood seems to call someone.
The situation is getting desperate. The JL is here but at most the can just slow the supernatural being down. Constantine and Zatana are still 20 minutes out and things are looking bad when another Eldritch Being spawns and seems to take down the threat in one move.
Everyone stands stunned as the being turns to them and in a booming voice exclaims "DON'T BE AFRAID. I WAS CALLED TO HELP". They all go through several emotions upon hearing those words. Where did this being come from? Is this a biblically accurate angel? Who called it here to help? Was it Zatana or maybe Constantine? Are they here yet? Upon looking around it is found that Zatana and Constantine are not here yet and the heroes get ready to engage this being carefully when a voice calls out
"Angel!"
Everyone whips their heads around to see Jason climbing over debris towards the Eldritch Being in front of them. The Batfam feels faint with a creeping realization and Superman swears he heard Batman's heart skip a beat for a second. Before anyone can ask Jason what he's doing the being shapeshifts into the much smaller form of a young fae-like creature with pointed ears, fangs, stark white hair, and vibrant green eyes floating in the air. He flys over to Jason before a flash of bright light leaves a young man deep black hair and frosty blue eyes in Jason's arms.
Jason turns to introduce his boyfriend to his family and the League only to find that Batman has fainted, a panicking JL, and a gobsmacked Zatana and Constantine have who've arrived in time to see the transformation. As Zatana and Constantine begin to freak out and prepare defensive magic Batman comes to and levels a scowl at Jason.
"Hood, I think you have some explaining to do."
He's about to kill someone for hurting his deku Not mine My hero Academy #katsudeku
I got a couple more dcxdp that are tim/Danny but in the end read what you like. They're each going to be their own post
Okay first one of today. Dan and Dani got deaged to a toddler and baby respectly. (I have seen many of this with danny/Jason they are good but I want to see one with tim) Danny take his kids and move to Gotham for a fresh start. He meets tim some how. And pretty quickly Tim like Falls real fast for him and he loves Danny's kids as well.
I want the bat family besides like one or two people are completely against Tim and Danny being together simply because Danny is a teenage parent according to them. You can choose who is okay with them I was kind of like leaning towards Jason cuz I think I'll be like a really awesome like bonding moment between Jason and Tim. And maybe at one point they meet Danny but not the kids and they're just they do not hide their distaste for him.
At one point Tim and Danny have like a real heart to heart like hey my kids are always going to come first I understand if you don't want to be with somebody who is who already has kids but Tim's like I love those brats those little buggers.
I think it would be really awesome if team Phantom all move to Gotham to support Danny and the kids so he had like a system there already everyone is just thriving there Valerie Wes Sam Tucker jazz.
And I want this to be like good Fenton parents because I think they would just spoil their grandkids and I'm just proud of their son of stepping up and like they know how those kids came about.
Feel free to add would love to see this if somebody is a good writer I am not that person
Not my work but I love this show miraculous tales of ladybug and Cat Noir