From Modern Love Yuka Mannami By Mario Sorrenti For I-D Magazine Japan, 2016

Christian Lacroix Haute Couture Spring 2007

RIHANNA for Paper Magazine photographed by Sebastian Faena

LES LIAISONS DE MARIE ANTOINETTE :

JEWEL IN THE CROWN

TIM WALKER FOR VOGUE US MAY 2012

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

u ever see a character that’s so much Your Type it makes u genuinely mad at ur own predictability

Here you go: A giant squid with the creepiest fucking arms ever caught on video on an undersea oil rig.

Here’s the video>

stop reminding me im Valid you fuckers!!!!! im on here to forget i exist !!!!!

who the fuck even thought wat anything above 10 °C is an okay temperature to live