BURN!!!! Trent Reznor I Freaking Love Your Song!!!!

someone just shoot me. I litearrly just caught myself looking up what rhymes with Wolfgang. Oh just skin me. Wow I’m so pathetic I make the computer find out what rhymes with Wolfgang

guess who got in trouble for messing with the dead Turkey

*slowly raises my hand*

I felt like I should share this❤️❤️❤️

eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing

Just a reminder that if you leave a traffic light out I might find it and drag it home with me.

I had a 106 fever last night (and I was on a lot of medicine) so I was a little out of it and I may or may not have hallucinated that trent reznor was in the kitchen so I spilled juice on the counter whilst trying to give the juice to trent💔💔💔💔 and later when I took a shower I thought I took off my clothes but I didn’t so I thought Trent was scolding me about it.

I miss the pope… I rember him being here like it was yesterday…

PSA to everybody not sure why we're celebrating the Ides of March, let me break it down.

The Ides of March is basically a fancy name for the 15th of march, which is the date that Julius Caesar got stabbed multiple times by several members of the senate and other faculty.

Julius Caesar was an asshole. He put legislature in place that would make him a defacto king of Rome, something that had been prevented for hundreds of years due to the fact that the last time Rome had kings they were also Assholes, created TWO WHOLE NEW F*CKING MONTHS JUST FOR HIS FAMILY (August for Augustus and July for himself) which meant that all the numerical months (October, December etc) got pushed out of place. He was also responsible for the fall of the Egyptian empire because he decided he wanted to get feisty with Cleopatra

And to top it all off, he was responsible, FOR THE BURNING OF THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!!!! WHICH IF NOT FOR IT'S DESTRUCTION WOULD'VE MEANT THE CONTINUATION OF HUMAN DEVELOPMENT, AND THUS HAD HUMANKIND AT THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION BY THE TIME WE REACHED JESUS CHRIST(Though I'm not absolutely sure about the numbers on that one somebody fact-check me).

And he's also a big symbol of governmental corruption for the gain of already powerful figures.

The height difference oh my godd

I take you where you want to go

I give you all you need to know

I drag you down, I use you up

Mr. Self Destruct