Zhou Enlai Stealing Food From Nixon, Marking The Beginning Of Chinas Imperialist Domination Of America

wolfgang grimmer breathe if you agree

Gggrrrrr people die when you are sleeping or when you are trying to take your nap. Why… okay don’t worry… don’t worry I will be finding this out shortly! Now! Friends my friends!!!!!! IF you ever are going to do something risky do it during the day (you don’t have to worry about asking if I’m taking a nap because I haven’t taken one since January 27th) but don’t die during the night because wellllllllll it’s gross and weird. Yup it’s SO gross and you’re SOOOO gross!!! OMG! You died during the night ?! What?! That’s….. so weird you are so strange… me? Oh yeah I died during the day! Why do you ask? Are you wishing you died during the day now? Huh huhhhhhh?!!!!!!!! Yeah I bet you’re JEALOUS.

AITA for puting my 6 year old sister in a laundry basket after she put a metal crucifix in the microwave and then after that she put paper in there and when I made a makeshift straight jacket out of a sweater for her because I couldn't handle her anymore she started yelling “YOU DONT BELIVE IN JESUS CHRIST?!”

The height difference oh my godd

I get so cranky when tumblr puts things on my dash I have never cared about in my life. I want to see Trent Reznor and Wolfgang grimmer! I’m going to be sick if I see another stupid oasis or gore post. I fucking hate oasis JUST because I am sick about hearing about them on tumblr. Honestly I would rather look at a few severed heads and torn limbs than Liam Gallagher.

baby goats learn how to jump!

Geeked Garfield.

you know that feeling when you want to know so much about something that it’s almost the only thing you can think about and it’s all you care about for about a week? Yeah I’m having that right now but I’m not geting overly excited about a show or something I just have been really into diseases and infections. Everything in life is a reference to disease and infections if you try hard enough!

I think I should be a doctor