Some Messy Human Au Stupid Stuff

Ok so idea that probably won't happen but what if the reason Jay is evil is because he somehow rembers kai but like only the name face and that their vaugly friends and through manipulation from ras and he just keeps ignoring the rest of the Ninja. Idk just a funny thought

Angst (ish) idea more fluff adjacent but like what if post the fire and ice movie the guys who shows up looking for zap tried to get him while at the habitat idk just an idea

listen ok i get it. i get that giving luigi thunderhand in brothership would be way too overpowered in a world designed around electricity. i understand. but wouldn't it have been funny for luigi to be able to instantly solve everyone's problems because he has access to unlimited electrical power

ok so the order of the members joining web goes kinda like this:

Spiderman (peter parker) started his criminal career, later ghost spider shows up starts doing the things he's doing just not quite as sucsessfully she does corner him one day and ask/demand to join him and he's all confused says no but she's consistent they do learn each outhers identity but only after awhile, Spiderman (miles morales) comes next they find him trying to rob a place they where gonna rob and just kinda adopt them into there group, spider women comes next and she just kida leaves where she was and wiggles her way into the group and silk was found similar to her earth 616 counterpart except she then joins the group after realising that if she is gonna do literally anything she's gonna need people who have stuff. Spider women also had something to do with it but refuses to admit it

In the marvel hero villain swap au Spiderman (Peter Parker) runs a criminal empire. Its main members are the outher spider people specifically ghost spider, Spiderman (miles morales) silk and spider women.

i think it would be funny if every resident of Earth-8311 had like relatively normal family's but then spider ham just dosent like dosent even know what exactly a parent is cause he's a spider and most spiders don't raise there kids, he like mentions it at some point and just gets both concerned and worried looks from everyone else

an angel and a timelord walk into a bar……..

The movieverse siblings would absolutely become models and never say anything about it to the other guys.