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This is from vol 3.

Little Things About Light Yagami That I Love

He almost always leans on his hand while sitting.

He isn’t quite fond of guns.

This is anime-only, but he likes walking around with his eyes closed.

Despite how the fandom seems to believe he’s ambidextrous, I think he’s right-handed. He wears his watch on his left arm and uses his right hand to write when he has both of his hands available. Him being able to use his other hand when necessary does not make him ambidextrous.

He’s rather quiet. He doesn’t engage in conversation a lot.

He likes video games.

His room is usually dim-lit.

He uses the subway to go to To-Oh.

He has his own stupid little tv in his room.

After seeing about 50 'Dumbledore is evil' and 'everything is Dumbledore's fault' and 'but why didn't Dumbledore did this or the other' posts in a row, I find myself wishing Dumbledore just fucked off to somewhere nice and sunny in '81, early retirement (or is it early if he's already 100?) and washed his hands off magical Britain entirely.

Some of y'all sound like Fudge with your Dumbledore bashing. I wish, at least, Dumbledore would have left when Fudge and that corrupt as hell Ministry did their best to ruin his name and his image.

Pack up his ancient shit and move to a nice beach somewhere, with his pet bird and a huge bag of candy.

This way, my man Voldemort could have won in like five minutes, and Harry would be dead, Voldemort would rule supreme, Bella would keep being the queen she is, and my little Voldemort shaped heart would be happy.

But no, Dumbledore stayed, orchestrated Voldemort's downfall by giving Harry step by step instructions, gave up his own life in the process, made sure Harry would keep his, because apparently that's what 'evil men' do instead of retiring in comfort.

Not only Harry wouldn't have survived without Dumbledore, but he most likely wouldn't even exist without Dumbledore. Because, you know, this evil man is also the one that took down another dark lord back in the day; if Grindelwald would have won, there would be no Lily, most likely. Thus no Harry.

But yes, go get your 'Dumbledore is evil' badges- I hear Fudge and Umbridge are leaders of the hate club, I'm sure they'll receive new followers with open arms. Draco is probably the secretary, because he hates Dumbledore, too, and he likes making badges.

Also, can someone explain to me how Dumbledore, the only gay man in canon, became the fandom's resident homophobe? That's just weird, my friends. Very weird, to say the least. It gets even nastier when you say he 'groomed' students. That's an awful thing to throw around about a gay dude, you know?

There are so many reasons one can dislike Dumbledore for, but you do have the option to not like a flawed character without turning them into a ridiculous caricature of themselves.

P.S: I am not talking about fics. Write your fics and your characters however you want, whatever makes you happy. Your fic is your domain, and you do whatever you want in there, hopefully with no asshole to attack you in the comments. Same with reading- read what you want, bashing or no bashing. Have the best of fun!

I am talking about these 'meta' type posts on social media, tagged with "Albus Dumbledore", where they act as if canon Dumbledore was legit evil, incompetent or homophobic.

you can’t let me consume a single analysis of light yagami. ever. i will bite it and rip it to shreds like a fucking animal and scream the lyrics to alumina to explain my reasoning. i will shove volume one of the manga into everyone’s face to prove that he wasn’t completely evil and was just a naive kid who tried to make a difference in a world he saw as rotten. i will set the relight dvds on fire and watch as the shinigami light theory turns to ash because death is equal and all humans go to nothingness when they die. i will force everyone to sit down and watch a powerpoint presentation of my creation detailing the toxicity of light and misa’s relationship and how light felt because he is so goddamn aroace-coded. but at the same time i will play every single scene where light thinks of L after he dies and analyze it under the lens that he just misses him so much and he’s just so bored without him. i’ll also scream in their ears about how light was severely depressed and just needed an outlet and that outlet was the murder of innocents that he made himself believe was righteous. then i’ll fucking kill them because i’m the only person who has ever been right about light yagami ever, no further comments :)

L everytime Light sees him:

death note au where everything is the same except light yagami wears earrings

god

god of the new world you're not looking so good rn

One of those HTR13 passages that live rent free in my brain is that Light loathes Misa because she is a criminal and killed innocent people, which is so hypocritical of him it becomes funny

“Light only won against L because he had two shinigami on his side”

Meanwhile those two shinigami in question:

Rem: I hate you, btw do anything I don’t want you to do and I’ll kill you, btw go get Misa out of jail somehow even though there’s physical evidence against her or I’ll kill you, btw if your plan takes too long I’ll kill you.

Ryuk: apel

i love light yagami so much

please excuse my hater moment but i hate when people see two characters that have the most insane dynamic and they’re like but what if it was wholesome :) okay well what if they fucked nasty style and tried to kill each other all the time also