Rapidly Switching Between ‘i Just Wanna Have Fun And Tell A Fun Story’ And ‘i Must Make This

I literally can’t right now. I love this.

“Ooo,” Joker snorts, wiggles his free hand at her. “I’m scared.”

The corner of her lip twitches up, lipstick gleaming like a dark cherry stain. “You should be.”

The best moment in Safety Not Guaranteed:

Five speaking archaic Greek is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

I’m just gonna keep a list of all usernames of potential bots who’ve followed me and have subsequently been blocked because their names are, frankly, hilarious:

- mannedjeweler

- weakened-reticence6

- dreary-shriek

- selfishcollater

- devilish-scrambler

- treasured-aff

- simplistic-mah

- main-conscience

- simplisticmah

- illiterate-housemother

- suspectedrite1

- objective-proscr

- leftmailman7

You want weapons? We’re in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world!

Wouldn’t it be funny if the entire time the Avengers were fighting Thanos, Loki and Natasha were just watching a movie somewhere pretending to be dead?

Finally finished watching s2 of Shadow & Bone and like did anyone else notice that weird ~moment~ look thingy between Inej and Tolya when Inej was getting on the boat

like what was that

i can’t talk shit about the pirates of the caribbean films as if elizabeth swann becoming pirate king didn’t hand my entire ass to me and make me the gay i am today

Why can’t this be canon?

Ahhh John and Donna as a couple revs my engine so hard!! I can just imagine both of them clocking out like this in detention !!