Nooloo-the-frog - Nooloo

from now on im just gonna be saying 'ladies, gentlemen and those who are more enlightened' when adressing a crowd

i may be aroace but i know how to seduce people

my air of sickly victorian boyhood combined with my tendencies to keep those squishy colorful animal things in my pockets makes me alluring to men, women, and those who are more enlightened

i updated the wording bc ai bros are not artists

> why does tumblr not show the date and time things were posted

you can add timestamps from the settings

oh thankyou you are kind and helpful

when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

WAHHHHHHH

imagine you’re a tiny thing. your mama is big and strong so you follow her everywhere. she’s very strong, which is why when she falls asleep on the floor you sit with her. you sit with her until she starts to fall apart. but its ok because she’s strong. and then you get really, really, really thirsty, and you think if you sleep it’ll be okay. and then you wake up surrounded by water and you see a face beyond the water and its blurry and you dont know how to feel about it so you go back to sleep and then you keep seeing the face beyond the water and they talk to you in soft words you dont understand and you’re still so small and confused but you know the face beyond the water is helping you. maybe it loves you. but you’re a tiny thing. and then one day you decide you’ve had enough water, and then you start to move. and you see the face beyond the water, who is so happy to see you and they do something you’ve never seen a face do, their mouth curls at the end in a smile and youve never seen it so you do it too and you keep doing it because you love the face beyond the water so much and they love you too and they’re strong like mama and they feed you and pet you and love you and one day you grow so big they can ride you. and they make you a hat and goggles to protect your eyes and they show you all sorts of wonderful things and YES this is about the happy ghast from minecraft im OBSESSED

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

Ur so cool I can’t believe kill ai sunfish sketch guy followed me back

WAHHH thankyou thats the nicest compliment ever. i cant believe kill ai sunfish guy is my legacy now but i will try and honour it 🫡

artificer

i dont know what that is

spin this wheel to get a random d&d class. you are instantly transported into the d&d world and have to live as that class

help.

Kinda fucks me up to think there's water flight players who have joined after BotE and therefore have only experienced Wavecrest post-Tidelord. Imagine moving to a new town and finding out it's the only place in the country where the mayor position has been vacant for 40 years because the last guy vanished one day and everyone's still waiting for him to get back. He may or may not be alive. He left a message hidden in his office about looking into an apocalyptic conspiracy that was only found a couple years ago and has no date so no one knows when it was written. It said everyone should Be Afraid. The mayoral parade still happens every year