Me Telling People About My Wife

fuck you *bocchis your rock*

Need a woman to take advantage of my fragile mental state

Pride Gay-Ohs part 3

we really have to hand it to bruises for being easy to acquire, fun to touch, usually relatively harmless, and capable of turning a variety of pretty colours as they cycle through the stages of their life cycle from birth to death. they do so much for us. and even more if you're a bit of a pervert about it.

the cursed relics series completed

'cause you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no you're in then you're out you're up then you're down you're wrong when it's right it's black and it's white we fight, we break up we kiss, we make up

If I were Doomguy, I would simply smooch all the demons.

Jacket or no?