Tonooka: [Making A Sandwich]

Ninomiya: Whenever I screw something up I just say “ We’re in the end game now “ and people think I know what I’m doing.

Yotaro: Can we have ice cream for breakfast?

Karasuma, who already ate all the ice cream for breakfast: That’s not a proper meal.

Yoneya: Holy shit, there’s a wolf!

Izumi: Where?

Yoneya: No, the regular kind.

Ninomiya, after Hatohara left: Hey! How you doing? Well, I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.

Arafune: What did you three do?

Kageura, Hokari, Toma:

Arafune, sighing: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Kako: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

Kako: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit.

Kumagai: The secret to keeping your hoodies? Buy your girlfriend the exact same one.

Nasu, putting on both hoodies: You sweet naive fool.

Hyuse: * Kicks the door down looking panicked *

Jin: What did you do?

Hyuse: Nobody died.

Jin: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT!

“I don’t realize that a event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and everyone starts looking at me weird.”

-Jin