Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke
Reblog to join.
We’ve got snacks.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
youre never alone. bacteria
Julius Caesar deserved to get stabbed the absolute bitch baby. The Library of Alexandria burnt down and no i will never get over this
Hyde: Don’t talk about my height unless you’re ready to fight.
Lanyon: I could punt you across this room.
Hyde: Not if I break your legs first.
okay, okay, hear me out:
what if the boy who lived was the girl who lived? scruffy tomboy harriet “call me Harry” potter, getting extra rubbish from the Dursleys both from being a girl and being the wrong kind of girl
and absolutely nothing in the entire 7-book series changes except for pronouns. because girls can be brave and imperfect and angry and sulky and loud just like boys can.
(except a girl harry would room with Hermione Granger and the Patil twins instead of Ron and Sean, but that’s literally the only thing I can think of that might change)
how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
It's 3am and I'm thinking about moss
- they/them - I'm sorry to anyone who ends up following this blog I have no idea whats going on - allegedly a sentient patch of moss -
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