this just immediately popped in my head
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Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.
Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-
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If the people of Forks made memes:
Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
lol get dunked on
op tohle je umeni ktere patri do galerii
TUTO VERZI NEREBLOGOVAT!!!!!!! ještě přijdou další.
Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free
Recently I saw one of those "dsmp but most of them are kids and the plot is them playing pretend" and I think this has some very funny implications about Techno not admitting to the family dynamic
Techno: And I'm gonna fucking... Blow up L'manburg!!
Tommy: You can't!! I'm your brother and I'm gonna tell Phil and you're gonna get in trouble!!
Techno: Well then you're not my brother here!! And I also have power infinity and 50 withers!!!
tried out an interesting pose for basically the first time ever! twas fun but hard ^^
projížděl jsem si poznámky ve starém mobilu kam jsem si zapisoval i sny a jeden z nich mě extrémně dostal svou bizarností nejen proto, že začíná takto
ale i kvůli pozdější podobně zarážející pasáži, kterou předělal do meme podoby @r3zi3 (díkec)
a pasáž v originálním znění
nevím na čem přesně jsem byl v roce 2021 😭
im pretty sure someone said it before but id like to become a cc just so people would stalk my spotify and see my playlist consisting of musicals, punk, pop, indie, hyperpop, clasical music and overall everything and think im so cool and quirky
he/they, brňák celým svým srdcem, humorníček, cz/eng, many fandoms in my heart
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