How I Feel Posting

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

*seductively* would you.. be interested in doing a unfunny bit with me sometime.. just the two of us..

Want a wife so I can do really slutty things for her like make her coffee in the morning and give her forehead kisses

no i’m not thinking about her dripping pussy or how it would feel in my mouth. definitely not thinking about licking up the mess and shoving my tongue inside her

im slowly losing it

girls will be so happy with their girlfriends and then whenever said girlfriend doesn’t give you attention your whole world EXPLODES AAAHHHH AHHH DYING AHHHH AHHH AAAAHHH AHHHHH AHHHHH HELP ME AHHHH _€

Hate when websites are like "We see you have adblock. Will you turn it off..For Us? 🥺" Like stop being desperate I am married to ublock origin