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Hannigram but the plot of hairsrapy

GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE!!!!!

Okay back to my nap…

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

X- so how’d it go?

Y- how’d what go?

X-your date dumbass.

Y-what date?

X-the one with your girlfriend who you told me you loved?!?

Y-GIRLFRIEND hell no we’re just friends I’m in love you

X- YES GIRL- wait what yo-you’re in love with me… you’re gay

Y- yeah thought you knew

X-that actually explains a lot

Y- so…

X-so…

Y-ugh kiss me asshole

Merthur Modern AU

Merlin was late for work, his first day of work to be exact. He already knew he'd be cutting it close so he had no time to stop for breakfast and barley made it out of his small apartment clothed. He was running to say the least, well until he landed flat on his face.

The busy streets of the city, the smell of sewer systems, which was lovely. The staccato footsteps of passerby's, horns of cars, and the random guy on the corner preaching. New York City in all of its glory.

Arthur Pendragon was sitting in his car. New York City the last place he'd ever want to be but, as destiny would have it that's where the family business is located. Not exactly everyone's dream job but his duty. He had promised to look after the business after his mother passed and the Pendragons where not a family made on lies. The light changes and Arthur begins to move forward until he sees a man fall right Infront of his car. Leaning his head out of the window he yells to the man

"Get the hell out of the road some of us have places to be"

"So do I your highness, my apologies for falling down"

Merlin quickly responds. All the time while just focused on being late. He jumps up as gracefully as he can. Which no fault of his isn't graceful at all. The stranger then yells again

"Get out the road"

"You get out of the road"

"I'm meant to be in the road you ass"

Arthur watches as the man gathers himself up running off mumbling something the whole time. 'Well dangit the light is red again bluming idoit.' He thinks to himself

Merlin is proud of himself he's only a minute late so no one will notice. When he walks into the office he is greeted by Gwen shoving a coffee and bagel his way.

"Thank you?"

"Thank me later the CEO's kid is coming to look at our branch today so get to work please."

"What? Okay, okay, thanks Gwen."

"Of course Merlin."

Merlin runs to his desk to get to work.

Arthur is nervous. He had never really like attending business things no matter how important they were to the company. His father would cart him around when he was younger using him to brag about all the things Arthur had done. None of which were Arthur's choice but oh well that's life. Today he had to check out the branch in New York. His Father had decided it best for him for this task but Arthur thinks his father just didn't want to have to travel far.

He stand in front of the doors to the office. Straightening his red tie as he walks in. The Manager of the location greets him.

"Hello Mr. Pendragon, it's lovely to have you here today. I'm Lancelot if you need anything I'll be in my office."

"Please call me Arthur and thank you Lancelot."

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(I don't know what else to write rn so if any of y'all want more tell me. Tbh this was just because I'm bored and I love office romances where they get into a little fight before they learn one is the boss and I just felt like it would work with Arthur and Merlin so yeah)

Omg Merthur but it’s kinda like little mermaid plot line.

Merlin saves a man he found in the woods but he used magic so once the man starts to wake Merlin runs.

Instead of him singing it’s like old English and Arthur we already know would send all the knights to find this man.

Once Merlin shows up to like work for Giaus Arthur is drawn to him and keeps making up injuries to see him. Merlin ofc won’t say anything about his magic.

Some rando Druid dude comes and claims he’s the man Arthur heard. He actually wants to kill Arthur. Merlin then reveals himself to save his man.

They get married and live happily ever after.

This all came about because I believe with about a doubt that Arthur would belt wild uncharted waters like no tomorrow.

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

what a typical wednesday looks like

I love Monty smmmmmm

He’s so pretty

just monty looking effortlessly ⋆⭒˚.⋆ pretty ๋࣭ ⭑⚝

I can’t remember if this was a fic or a headcanon I read but…

Arthur thinking that he’s been enchanted because he just realized how in love with Merlin he is. And the whole time Merlin is trying to figure out what enchanted Arthur and Giaus is just sitting back laughing at the two dollopheads. And Arthur just can’t stand the beauty of his manservant. I mean it being a man doesn’t throw him off it’s the fact that he never realized it before hand. Merlin is all freaked out the whole time and even after it was proven Arthur wasn’t enchanted he sometimes wonders

this is cinema. to me