Lucifer: * Sees The Fun Activity Being Done By Other People On Devilgram*

Everyday, Black women and girls are missing and either never found or found dead.

Say HER name.

15 year old JOY LYNN. She is missing from Dallas, Texas. The police aren't doing anything, so please, if you suspect anything, found a clue, or whatever, come forward.

Thank y'all for not being nazis! :)

This could also apply to Levi! Just saying!

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous

THIS IS AMAZING

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This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

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Solomon: Hey, you know the House of Lamentation is haunted?

MC, who just arrived in Devildom: It is?

Solomon: Yeah, by tall ghost bitches

Solomon: Look, there's one now!

Beel, hitting his head on the doorway: ow

MC: (scream)

The Brothers with an MC who's kind but can be really scary and strong

This is a continuation of a previous ask, but with the other brothers as well. (Mammon and Asmo are in the previous post) Also a small spoiler with Belphie at the end so watch out for that

Lucifer

He was totally misled by your initial kindness

He first discovered your crazy strength when Mammon was arm-wrestling Satan and you asked to join

Of course, they didn't take you seriously and went easy on you, only to result in Mammon being flipped upside down and off his chair from the sheer force of your victory

His pride is a bit hurt bc how the hell did a human like you overpower the second eldest brother so easily???

He's a bit more wary around you now but otherwise treats you just the same

Will tell you off if you fling Diavolo across the room when he asked

Leviathan

He found out during one of your gaming sessions with him

You guys were playing a magic mmo game that basically took VR to a whole new level

And this guy??? Starts trash talking you for no apparent reason???

When you'd finally snapped, you wrestled the dude into a position he couldn't escape from while verbally terrifying both the rude guy and Levi.

Cue the iconic "Woooaaaaaahhhh"

Levi is definitely scared of you now and hides in his room for the next few days until he's certain big bad MC wont come to kill him anytime soon

Once he calms down a bit, he's drowning you with questions and curiosities.

Whenever you guys are playing or watching a martial arts anime, he practically begs you to show it to him

The dude is just fascinated and terrified

Satan

He discovered it when you were out book shopping

Someone had tipped over one of the bookcases, tipping them all over like dominoes

Satan saw this happening with you in one of the aisles that was going to be crushed by book dominoes and was sprinted to you

When you just held up the bookcases collapsing like no problem as you read a book while walking towards him

When you were out of the danger zone, you just straight up dropped the bookcase and let it continue the demolition while still reading that apparently interesting book and walking

Satan looks shocked at worst, but he's internally panicking like

Are humans supposed to be able to do that??? How did you keep so calm despite your almost demise??? No amount of human anatomy encyclopedias could have prepared him for this???

He's definitely intrigued and will ask questions

He's fricking making a journal about your strength right now with little tidbits and notes about what you can do

He's just a very curious boi

Beelzebub

He discovered your strength and intimidation when you guys were at RAD

Some demon had decided that stealing your sandwich would've been a fantastic prank

Honestly, if you hadn't pounced on him right at that moment, Beel would've

Beel just kinda sits there nomming his own sandwich as you proceed to beat the crap out of the other demon as you attempt to regain your sandwich

Once you get it back you just sit back down like nothing had happened

He's Shook

Later he'll be inspecting your arms n stuff asking questions like

"How do such tiny limbs hold so much strength?"

Will definitely ask you to workout with him so he can not only see how you got so strong but also to see your limits

Overall very supportive

Belphegor

He found out when you guys were taking a nap in the lounge

You had woken up only to find that your bracelet had fallen off and rolled under the couch

You then proceeded to lift up the couch like a sack of potatoes and get it back

Belphie woke up on the couch that was not, in fact, on the floor and was much closer to the ceiling than he'd remembered

He looked down to see you holding it up with one hand and retrieving a bracelet with the other

He legit said "I'm too tired for this" and fricking laid down again

He wakes up later to discover that was not a dream and immediately starts planning to use it to his advantage

Whenever someone's getting on his nerves now he just threatens to sic MC on them

Otherwise he doesn't really care

Very perplexed as to why you didnt fight back when he killed you though

Incorrect Obey me quote:

Literally any other brother but Beel, T-posing in the doorway: Good morning, parental figure.

Lucifer, without bothering to look up from his newspaper and coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...

I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t

Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight

Height: Probably 5ft 2in

Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister

Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.

Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak

Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!

Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!

Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!

Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!

Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)

707 (Mystic Messenger)

Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)

Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!

Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)

Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!

Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?

Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.

Byeee

tag game!! hehe

i was tagged by @just-patchy … thank you very much for the tag! :DD i’m tagging @rainebowkitty, @twstfuwa, @cursedtwst, @fggamer-reds @melon-owl and @raven-at-the-writing-desk !! (sorry for any overlapping tags if any!! also if you wanna do it, even if i haven’t tagged it, take it as if i have! :DD) i’ll put the rules and my answers under the cut!

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Obey Me! MC Questions!

About Your MC!

Which of the Boys are they the most like?

Which of the Boys are they the least like?

Who does your MC date? [If multiple, what order do they start dating each one?]

How does your MC Sleep? [On their side, on their back, with a partner, etc., in PJs, etc.]

If you were to pick one song — and only one song — to describe your MC, what would it be and why?

Did they come from a religious family/culture? Do they practice a religion? 

What do they think about the whole angel/demon stuff? 

What’s your MC’s relationship with their family?

What are your MC’chances of survival if they got lost in the levels of Devildom that take you to the surface [aka the layers of Hell]?

Is your MC jealous/upset about not being able to use magic? Do they learn?

What was your MC’s first impression of the demon boys? 

First impression of the Angels & Solomon?

What is a skill your MC has that the Boys would be surprised by?

Do they own a secret place for their most prized possessions?   

What’s the most important thing they own?

Do they eat the strange demon food?

What’s their favourite part of being in Devildom?

What does your MC miss most about the human world?

What does MC spend most of their time doing/with who?

How does MC wear the RAD uniform? [If they do.]