They’re Gay.

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

A little Aragorn for you in these trying times?

So there are these 2 kinda homophobic boys on my swim team and i might, kinda, be writing gay fanfic of them. They’re both wearing speedos and are almost noise to noise trying to be “big” and “intimidating”. How am I not suppost to ship them? They keep saying, “no homo” and I’m in the corner thinking, “yes homo”

so yeah, now I’m writing fanfic.

They’re also light haired x dark haired.

You certainly usually find something, if you look. But, it is not always quite the something you were after.”

J. R. R. Tolkien

Kili: Oh, How would I know?

Bilbo: How would you not?”

Kili: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Bilbo: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

Bilbo: Kili, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

Kili, deliriously: oh I don’t know, I like brunettes- 

Bilbo: your BLOOD TYPE

I wish that Natasha and Tony didn’t die as much as the next fan, but think about it. Who started the MCU? Tony. And who was the second Avenger to appear? Nat. In 2012, who saved New York? They all did, yes, but Nat closed the port hole and Tony disposed of the nuke. They saved the world first, it makes sense that they die to save it at the end.

bitches be like "this is my comfort ship" and that ship is destiel.

I'm so weak with "fighting together beside each other" otps trope 😭😭😭 and blonde x dark haired 😭

yes, I'm talking about Aragorn x Legolas

me_irl