Headcanon

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?

Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.

Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.

Tw suicide implied

this scene. I want to know what Tony’s game plan was, if Rhodey hadn’t shown up.

Because to me, this looks like he loaded as much evidence as he possibly could onto an obvious projector, taking care to detail the connections that Vanko had to his family, motives, history, etc, all in a clear enough manner that someone else could follow the thought process. Tony also let himself be far from a replacement core, while the one he currently had was clearly about to kill him, and he seemed to have no intention of moving from that spot until Rhodey showed up. Not only that, but the spot he chose? A car. The passenger seat, to be more specific, the same spot his mom died in.

I can only speculate, but i think there’s a chance Rhodey saved Tony’s life that day, by storming downstairs and demanding answers.

Loki was 16/17 in 2012.

(I still love Lokius, but everyone forget that)

As much unrealistic it is for the character, I’m really glad that Tom Hiddleston looks older than 13 years years ago because otherwise this:

Would have just been illegal …

Peter: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Natasha: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Bucky: What do you think Clint will do for a distraction? Natasha: He'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Bucky: ... or he could do that.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?

Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.

Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.

Kate: I just kept talking, I couldn’t stop!

Clint: Isn’t that, I dunno, life for you?

Husbands

Peter: why didn’t you call me?

Tony: I wasn’t..ready.

Peter: ready? for what?

Tony: I wanted to be better when you saw me again. and I thought I could be, somehow. but I’m not. and even if I did get better, the best I could ever be is still some other version of me.

Peter: Mr.Stark, I can’t wait to you to be better. I need you in my life.

[ Someone says something 15/18+ ]

Steve: The children are here.

Kate: I'm twenty-fucking-three.

Wanda: I'm russian.

Tony: Peter is from Queens.

Peter: I've got nothing to say abt that.

Harley: I'm much worse then all of you.

Wade: You're not counting me as a child anymore.

Clint: Why the hell we adopted them?

Kate: *blink blink*

Clint: Oh yeah, nevermind.

Bonus

Sam: I thought the hawk girl is like, twelve.

Bucky: How they all ended up here?

Natasha: Since when there's so many kids?