Clint: (holding a penny-sized tracker) How are we supposed to put it on Kate without her noticing?
Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, I bet you five dollars that you can't swallow this.
Kate: (grabs the tracker and swallows it) Pay up, loser.
Clint: (eyes wide in shock) How. Why.
Yelena: It’s better not to question it. Now give her five dollars.
Tom Hiddleston as Loki in The Avengers (2012)
we all now joke about Loki being a tree but can we just for a moment appreciate how beautiful is the concept that Loki, the God of Mischief, the silver tongue liar, the antagonist of the good boys, has turned into the God of Stories, the God of Lives, the God sitting on the Throne of Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life, the God who looks after everyone’s lives, the God who keeps the branches alive the God who sacrificed their own freedom and need of not being alone to save the people they care about to give everyone a chance CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE IT PLEASE
He does say please, thank you and pardon a lot.
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Kate just accidentally setting the training room on fire: Oops?
Clint, who just knew that special fire arrows are bad idea: Tony's gonna kill me.
Tony, being used to it because Peter blows up their lab every day: Kids.
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ao3 writers will be like "sorry if its out of character i wrote this for myself when i was half asleep" and then its the most beautiful well thought out character analysis youve ever read
I'd like to think that Mobius has some pretty nice handwriting and Loki adores it.
For example, he asks Loki to look over his notes for a case to either catch him up or is just in need of a second pair of eyes. Loki tries to read it but is honestly distracted by the simple yet elegant swoop and swirl of each letter. Instead of actually reading the notes he finds himself staring, scanning over every word and every letter- intricate yet carefree.
'Beautiful as though it was poetry in itself, a unity of sorts,' Loki thinks to himself.
"So what do you think? " Mobius drags him back to reality and Loki gets flustered not realizing what he's been doing until he's been doing it for too long.
"Oh- yes quite right, it looks fine." He hands back the notes hastily, overcome with feeling warm he avoids looking at Mobius. "I'm going to check on another file," he says leaving Mobius at their table confused beyond all measure.
Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.
Simon: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
Wille: [in the distance] Or murder.
Mini loki 🧎🏻♀️
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