Gay People Will Do Crazy Things Together Before They Ever Go On A First Date

oh to hold you in my arms again, safe, warm, and alive 🩸

i hope hrt makes my butt fat and improves my gamer skills in proportion to how fat my butt becomes

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

you have to eat out that post-op tgirl. to make sure everything was installed correctly

Today's Seal Is: 1000 PSI BITE STRENGTH ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER

God if this doesnt sum up just about 70 percent of all media consumption that gets talked about on this website

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

late night test

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.