Me: *sees A Villain With A Tragic Backstory*

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ

If i die may the sheep Feast on my rotting corpse

We have come full circle

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

They smol

tiny friend

What the hell?

It is the annual time of year where you can steal...

But only candy

Gir

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*