Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute Twice At The Inauguration, And Republicans Are Defending Him.

it's so funny

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i want them to be friends

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 sfw alphabet

(fem reader)

❝ i said i would never fall, unless it's you i fall into. ❞

a = affection (how affectionate are they? how do they show affection?)

· Yuri is clingy asf, he adores his girlfriend so much!!?

he loves to shower you with kisses and hugs, don't expect him to stop, because it WON'T happen!

b = best friend (what would they be like as a best friend? how would the friendship start?)

· Yuri as a friend... he for sure would talk about his sister a lot... there's not much to say about it, he can open up more if he wants to, though.

c = cuddles (do they like to cuddle? how would they cuddle?)

· he loves cuddles! yk what he likes to do the most? hugging you from behind and kissing your whole face.

d = domestic (do they want to settle down? how are they at cooking and cleaning?)

· hm... i'm sure that deep inside he wants to settle down, but right now he just has to think about the present - his job, protecting Yor and you.

despite Yor's cooking, he cooks rather well and he will make sure you're eating properly! he also tries to clean his apartment frequently.

e = ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

· he would most likely break up with you because of his job and for fear of something happening to you... he would try to stay calm and cold and just to say it and leave, but mentally he would be broken.

f = fiance(e) (how do they feel about commitment? how quick would they want to get married?)

· well..... HE'D LOVE TO MARRY YOU.

although he probably won't ask too quickly, he's very fine with this idea... on the other hand, he's insecure of himself. he really is. so it will be hard for him.

g = gentle (how gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

· Yuri is a weird person, if you haven't noticed. he can be both very sweet and gentle towards the people he loves and be also very rough at the edges – it depends.

h = hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it? what are their hugs like?)

· Yuri hugs you very often, he really enjoys having you in his arms, he likes to think that you're safe there.

i = i love you (how fast do they say the l-word?)

Yuri said it after a long while, it took him a while to trust you completely, but when he did, he said it instantly. (let's ignore that he was totally showing his love from the first day of dating, it's about the l-word.)

j = jealousy (how jealous do they get? what do they do when they’re jealous?)

· i think this was to be expected, Yuri is incredibly jealous and possesive! he is jealous of everyone... someone breathes too loudly in your presence? frown! someone talks to you? execution! someone dares to touch you? PUBLIC ENFORCEMENT, NO WAY!! it's one of Yuri's biggest red flags, but he doesn't think it's wrong, to him it's a very normal, natural reaction... his biggest fear is losing somebody he loves.

k = kisses (what are their kisses like? where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

· he loves to kiss you everywhere, from forehead to thighs!

Yuri likes both the short, gentle kisses that you always give him before he goes to work and the long, passionate kisses you have when you're alone.

he likes to be kissed everywhere, but his favorite ones are probably kisses on the cheek and lips.

l = little ones (how are they around children?)

· he's not the best with kids, of course, it's not that he hates them, but he's very impatient...

m = morning (how are mornings spent with them?)

· this guy likes to cuddle with you in the morning, although usually he's going to work very early, he loves to shower you with kisses and affection, so you won't miss him too much... of course you are still going to miss him, but he doesn't have to know about it.

n = night (how are nights spent with them?)

· well, it depends... usually you're the one sleeping, and he's just watching over you, not in a creepy way though, he likes to look at your face and appreciate your beauty.

o = open (when would they start revealing things about themselves? do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

· as you can expect, Yuri is a total liar.

he'll tell you his real job after months, and not months of just knowing each other, months of being good friends - he won't blame you, if you're going to be mad, because who wouldn't when someone close hides something that important?

+ it can happen quicker, if he'll drink alcohol, everyone knows that Yuri's alcohol tolerance is bad. OKAY, very bad. impossibly bad. so he's going to tell you right away and cry about it for the next hour.

p = patience (How easily angered are they?)

· oh, well... he has a bad temper, a very bad temper - which becomes even worse through his work in SSS, he's a very emotional and sudden person, however he doesn't want to be mad at you, not at all... he'll never do anything worse than saying some rough words and he would never hurt you, he would rather cut off his fingers than do that.

q = quizzes (how much would they remember about you? do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

· Yuri remembers everything about you, your favorite color? of course he knows it! favorite food? too easy! your first pet? he remembers its full name! - he knows everything, and more.

r = remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

· he absolutely loves everything about your relationship, cuddling, talking, sleeping and eating together... he just loves you. with you he could even do nothing and be grateful!

s = security (how protective are they? how would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

· he's not protective... he's overprotective.

he won't let anyone or anything hurt you, it would kill him. for him you're the sweetest, the loveliest person in the world (with Yor of course), so hurting you is like a death wish.

t = try (how much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

· he loves to spoil you and working in the Secret Police gives him more than enough money to do it! Yuri loves to buy you new clothes, jewelry... your wish is his command.

u = ugly (what would be some bad habits of theirs?)

· well... he's a busy person, sometimes, because of his work, he can't spend time with you - even though you understand that he does it for you and Yor, he feels bad because of that and tries his best to make it up to you.

v = vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)

· Yuri knows that he's not a bad looking person, but he doesn't pay much attention to it, of course he takes care of himself, but he's not exaggerating with it.

w = whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)

· he adores you deeply and he can't imagine life without you... if you leave him, Yuri would be a wrack.

x = xtra (a random headcanon for them.)

· Anya calls you her auntie, Yuri pretends to not care about it, but in fact he thinks it's just... something else, that he can't help but feel good about.

y = yuck (what are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

· he wouldn't like it if you had any addictions, like smoking cigarettes or drinking alcohol... he would do anything to get you to quit your habit and would be by your side through everything.

z = zzz (what is a sleep habits of theirs?)

· before sleep, he loves to get a kiss on the cheek, sometimes he wakes up cuddled up to your chest, with you caressing his hair, he's quite embarrassed when it happens, but he does nothing to change it.

the end.

it was in my notes way too long, i'm not completely satisfied, but i did my best for the moment, i will probably fix it in the future.

i hope you enjoyed it still.

ps. this part about children is so short, because i'm planning to write more about it the other day ^^

i love this--

🌚

yes. ‼️

I need to see Loid Forger lose control.

And not in the "I punched the table because you were a dick to my daughter" kind of way.

I need cold, violent rage. I need every skill, every instinct he's garnered over a decade of spywork to rise collectively to the surface, a sinister blade in his hands, and for him to make the choice to use it, to succumb to it, consequences damned. I need him to go feral, but in a way that is so brutally efficient, so artfully savage that every vicious action is wrought with unquestionable intention.

I need to see him

Lose

His

Shit.

That is all.

it's so funny

H E L L O ????

SPY X FAMILY OC — Frederika "Rika" Klein. (will be updated)

i love creating ocs, so i created Rika, who dates Yuri Briar, because as you surely know, i love Yuri lots.

her backstory is huge, but not finished, so i will surely update it all.

yah, it's Rika, i'm not really that good at drawing, but i did my best :^

i will post her here once in a while 💕

i think i'm gonna write stuff from hetalia, of course i won't stop writing for Yuri, buuut i started enjoying hetalia again, so...

(people who are here for Tom Riddle: YOU WILL GET HIM. I PROMISE YOU WILL ONE DAY.)

THIS ‼️‼️ MY EYES ARE TEARING WHEN THIS HAPPENs.

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink

it's so hilarious--

When your niece is a menace.

I‼️LOVE‼️IT‼️